Jesus would never have gotten cancer to begin with, He was perfect. We are not however lol.
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So much for the children not being punished for the sins of the father, eh?
But wait, that's what the whole Adam and Eve story was about. Oops!
So, Jesus was too perfect to get cancer -- but some nails did him in. Were they, perhaps, made of iron?
"Jesus would never have gotten cancer to begin with, He was perfect."
Before or after he had his foreskin chopped off?
I'm guessing this also means that Jesus never coughed, sneezed, itched, had muscle or joint pain, hit his thumb with a hammer, tripped over himself, vomited, felt too fat, felt too skinny, got a sunburn, or had gas. He sounds like a joy to be around.
Also:
He was perfect. We are not however lol.
I didn't notice the "lol" before, but now it's irritating. I realize that the lol fad is found everywhere on the internet, but it seems exceptionally prevalent in fundie circles. Why do they feel the need to "lol" at every damn thing? Are they actually laughing out loud at the "fact" that Jesus was perfect but we aren't?
"Jesus couldn't have gotten cancer, but I sure can HURR HURR HURR!"
When people get cancer, it's the result of wrong living, about which God warned us. Praise God! But when people don't, it's evidence of God's love and protection. Praise God!
And no, cancer is not God's plan to let us die, cancer is the result of wrong living ... the kind that God warned us about.
Why do fetuses get cancer, arewethereyet?
I like Christians, I really do, but when they spend half their time bragging about how nice and helpful and caring God is, and the other half making up ridiculous half-hearted excuses about how He shouldn't do anything after all.
Arewethereyet, I hope your grandpa was a goatfucking church-robbing blasphemer who never got a haircut, and told racist jokes in public. Enjoy that tumor, asshole.
Perhaps it wasn't you who lived wrong, it was a grandparent of one kind or another .... but it can be passed to the 4th generation.
That's why I beat my child on a daily basis. My dad, his grandfather (who passed away a shade over a year ago) used to womanize, fornicate, and was frequently to be found in bars when he was a young man, prior to meeting and marrying my mom.
We're already 'cursed' with labor pains and working the field, and your god already considers us to be imperfect, disgusting sinners from the moment we are born. How much more does the sick bastard need?
I didn't notice the "lol" before, but now it's irritating. I realize that the lol fad is found everywhere on the internet, but it seems exceptionally prevalent in fundie circles.
If this is true, it just goes to show how stupid fundies are.
So if my grandparent did something wrong, I'm screwed? Wow, what a terrific god.
1) A perfect being would be able to do anything, therefore if Jesus couldn't develop cancer then he's not perfect.
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2) If Jesus could never develop cancer then he didn't really live as one of us then did he?
"Jesus would never have gotten cancer to begin with, He was perfect. We are not however lol."
Please prove that Jesus was perfect. If perfect, why didn't he return as he promised?
The Bible also says that the sons won't be punished for the sins of their fathers. That's one of the biggest the problems with your "word of God," though it's supposedly the word of a perfect being, it's filled with contadictions and just plain wrong assertions.
So, you're saying that Glod killed my mother with cancer for being a devout Christian from a family of devout Christians?
Fuck you and your glod. I'm glad I gave that shit up all those years ago.
"... cancer is the result of wrong living..."
What's your definition of "wrong living?" George Burns smoked like a chimney, drank liquor every day, and lived to over 100. Conversely, my uncle never touched alcohol or cigarettes, was never even an ounce overweight, and died an agonizing death from ALS. I literally watched him physically disintegrate before my eyes over the course of a few months. I've known people who abused their bodies in every imaginable way, yet suffered no negative consequences. Explain this.
That's not what your Bible says.
Big FUCK YOU coming from over here.
My grandma lives super-healthily, goes to church all the time, and is about the nicest person ever, but she's STILL gotten (and beaten, mind you) skin cancer, like, four times.
The other grandma was a church-goer, bigtime, and was pretty nice. Granted, she was a bit agoraphobic, but she still lived fairly healthily. She died of breast cancer in the most painful way. So, yes, fuck you.
SO, cancer isn't caused by carcinogens or genetics, but by SIN.
So why is it that when exposed to high doses of plutonium, people have a much higher incidence of cancer than if they're not exposed? Does plutonium make you more inclined to sin?
There's a loving creator for you; punish your children, their children and so on until the debt of your own generational sin is paid?
Nice god you have there. Oh, and there was something else I wanted to tell you...now what was it?
Oh, yes -
Fuck you with a rusty rake; straight up and to the side.
"Jesus would never have gotten cancer to begin with, He was perfect. We are not however lol."
-Say Jesus, you ever get cancer?
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DIAF!
Yeah, I fucking get it, already. My grandmother died of bone cancer a week after Christmas 1980 (I was FIVE) because she was an evil, lesbian, man-hating whore who left her husband and went home to Mommy and Daddy. Also explains my mother's lifelong physical disability, the COPD she's suffering with now (has nothing to do with the fact that she SMOKED for 41 years! Nope, musta been the deeeeeeeeemunz!) and my ADHD/LD.
So explain the fact that my maternal grandfather was a raging BUM who refused to work, and guilted his mother into taking care of him her whole life? Supposedly *she* died shortly after I was born (1975). I don't want to know what old Dennis did with himself for the next 12 years, but he dropped in '87. Once the Miami PD tracked us to Vermont, Mom told them to do whatever it is they do with people who have no families. She's used that quote to this day -- "You think I'm heartless? I let the State of Florida bury my father!"
That kind of coldness is in me. I revel in it.
arewethereyet, you are an ASSWIPE!
Well my grandpa DID smoke, so I guess you could say it was "wrong living" that caused him to get lung cancer.
But I don't recall that your babble ever mentioned that particular kind of "wrong living", and he definitely didn't "deserve" to get lung cancer.
And as for that stuff about getting cancer because of something your great grandparents did, FUCK YOU, if your god exists he's an asshole, and since he doesn't exist, you are just an asshole.
"cancer is the result of wrong living"
Burn in hell, moron. And develop lung cancer in the process, if you please.
Seriously, have you never heard of skin, testicular, brain, or breast cancer? They are all over the spectrum in terms of their frequency and how fatal they possibly are, but none of them have any notable correlation with "sinful" behaviors (hell, masturbation and sex supposedly reduce the chance of testicular cancer). Your just world bias is showing...and I wish that this unjust universe would tear you a new one to remove such bizarre justifications from your head.
My grandfather was a turn of the century 'apprentice'(read child slave). He ran away from his boss to come to the new world to make a better life for his wife and future children.
He died of black lung from being a mine worker here. What an evil sinful man.
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