The Antidote to Miley’s Mess
Miley Cyrus, you are treading on dangerously thin ice. You have a heart condition, tachycardia. The very shoes you tie in the morning could be untied by an undertaker tonight. You admitted to anxiety attacks that were so severe you used to avoid driving a car. Is the therapist you’re seeing resolving the emptiness inside? Is your new friend, Caitlin Jenner, offering any help or adding to the confusion?
When your father repented and turned back to God he said, “God sent His Son to this earth to save people like us.”
We are praying for you, Miley, because we love you. Underneath that sexually-charged persona is a little girl looking for love that only Jesus Christ can give you.
“There is a God-shaped vacuum in the heart of every human being that cannot be satisfied by any created thing, but only by the Creator Himself, in the Person of Jesus Christ.” Blaise Pascal, French philosopher, 1600s.
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“There is a God-shaped vacuum in the heart of every human being that cannot be satisfied by any created thing, but only by the Creator Himself, in the Person of Allah.” Blaise Muhammed, Ottoman philosopher, 1600s.
God-shaped vacuum.
That would be a neat thing to have around the house.
THE TURBO-DURGA 5000! SUCK UP THOSE PESKY DUST-ASURAS FROM YOUR CARPET WITH THE POWER OF SHAKTI!
It looks like a Dyson wearing a red and gold sari with an ornate Durga-lady mannequin head on top.
Well, it is a god....goddess....Devi.
Okay, that was pretty stupid.
Well, D.J. Stupid deserves an Achy-Breaky Wrecking Ball that'll knock him all the way to the wilds of Montana!
“There is a God-shaped vacuum in the heart of every human being that cannot be satisfied by any created thing, but only by the Creator Himself, in the Person of Jesus Christ.” Blaise Pascal, French philosopher, 1600s.
Sounds like a serious design flaw.
@Malingspann :
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Nicely done!
"You have a heart condition, tachycardia. The very shoes you tie in the morning could be untied by an undertaker tonight. You admitted to anxiety attacks that were so severe you used to avoid driving a car."
And that equals "need god in life" how?
Much as "confusion" in sexual orientation matters is often a product of being told how confused you are by people that are not you, this is an attempt to tell you that you are missing something with the intent of convincing you that you are missing something you may not have felt you were missing.
It's an insidious tactic, but utterly transparent under the light of critical thinking.
Tachycardia is treatable with medication and implants to help control the heartbeat.
More information on tachycardia from the Mayo Clinic
Same with anxiety. As someone who suffers from anxiety, I think it's smart that she knows when the attacks are so severe she shouldn't drive.
As for the rest of your post Larry, I would like to borrow a line from "The Fonz". SIT ON IT!
It's a wonder these guys never realize just how fucking creepy sentences like "We are praying for you, Miley, because we love you. Underneath that sexually-charged persona is a little girl looking for love that only Jesus Christ can give you. " sound
Just in case Pascal wasn't already enough of a dunce in anyone's mind, have another of his "brilliant" observations.
Also: "a god-shaped vacuum"? Are you finally admitting that the Abrahamic god sucks compared to the gods of most other religions?
"When your father repented and turned back to God he said, “God sent His Son to this earth to save people like us.”"
Billy Ray Cyrus is your example of a winner? He's a one hit wonder and it's a wonder that's a hit. His daughter made him a hundred fold more than his solo career and when she said "adios bitch" he went right to Right wing welfare: The God circuit to stay sortof relevant.
Notice that BarbWire supports a lot of people who used to kinda once were somebody? Right Wing Welfare in action.
I'll admit to not being a fan of Mrs. Cyrus, but once I heard about what she went through I gained a great deal of respect for her.
Her family's fundamentalism is the very cause of her panic-attacks. She was denied the right to self-identify.
Larry, you can go fuck yourself.
“God sent His Son to this earth to save people like us.”
Well, where the fuck was I? Was this recent?
Why does Miley need a heart condition for God to get its sick kicks from ending her life? Is her tachycardia natural, or is it inflicted on her by God for being a sinner? If it's the former, then what occurs naturally cannot be used as a pawn in your supernatural idea. If it's the latter, then God is a dick, because if she repents for her supposed sins she'll still have to deal with it. Tachycardia is incurable, and there are no actual cases of divine healing for any ailment.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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