There is no such thing as an atheist, the bible does not recognise atheism, the simple fact of the matter is they know enough to know they do not want to submit to gods will.
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Fail on so many levels.
1. "Psalm 14:1 - The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good. " Not a particularly positive light, but it does mention them.
There is no such thing as an atheist
This is just a Poe statement.
the bible does not recognise atheism
A vague statement that could be either true or false, depending on other qualifiers. The bible does mention atheism, although it doesn't call it that. But the bible is a book about a childish bloodthirsty god, so atheism wouldn't be a huge subject in it.
the simple fact of the matter is they know enough to know they do not want to submit to gods will
A true statement. I don't want to waste my time worrying what some sky fairy wants from me, much less that it requires theistic slavery. I don't follow any non-existent sky fairies, especially when they've been proven to not exist, or that the qualities assigned to it are false. Your god is not all-loving or all-knowing or all-powerful, therefore, it's not worthy of worship. It's worthy only to be made fun of.
The bible also does not recognize computers, cars, food processors, Christmas trees, mechanical pencils, Hello Kitty, television, radios, Coca-Cola, iPods, platypuses (platypi?), Japan, DVDs, and tomatoes. Does this mean that none of those things exist?
'There is no such thing as a Hindu/Muslim/Buddhist/Pagan/Pantheist , the bible does not recognise Hindus/Muslims/Buddhists/Pagans/Pantheists , the simple fact of the matter is they know enough to know they do not want to submit to gods will.'
Now do you see how stupid that looks?
There is no such thing as a Christian. The Vedas do not recognize Christianity. The simple fact of the matter is that they know enough to know they do not want to submit to Lord Shiva's will.
Fixed. Also cleaned up the grammar for you.
Dude, please take the 420 out of your username -- you're giving stoners a bad name, there.
Plus, why would anyone want to submit to the will of a tyrant-toddler?
LOL, the bible doesnt recognize a spherical Earth, stars larger than figs, a sky that isnt solid, and a planet without foundations.
In other words..we atheist have proven your bible is shit just by existing.
Yeah, the bible doesn't recognize a lot of things
- Computers
Better give it all up and find a nice Bedouin family to move in with. That is, if they'll have you.
Do not DARE to tell me what I believe.
Normally I am pretty amused my the loons that we get here, but these people make me furious. Words cannot express the rage I am feeling right now.
The fact that the Bible says something, does not make it RIGHT. The Bible also advocates the death of women who are not virgins on their wedding night, that a man should marry his brothers wife if he dies without children, that adulterers should be killed, and that the world was created in 6 days. Go shove it.
"But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us."
There is no such thing as a computer, the buybull does not recognise computers, the simple fact of the matter is they know more than enough to know they do not want to submit to Bill Gates' will.
Or... something like that. *eyeroll*
z”There is no such thing as an atheist,”
“the bible does not recognise atheism”
“he simple fact of the matter is they know enough to know they do not want to submit to gods will.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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