Do you think I am probably reincarnation of the Apostle Paul.?
Is this possible do you think and is it a sin if I am not but think I am? I know it is not a sin if I think I am and actually am.
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Dude, you killed some of my relatives... No statute of limitations on murder, I'm calling the police right now! Don't try to change your name again, I'm on to you. LOL
If you are, you have a fuckload of poisonous bullshit to answer for.
Who let you out of hell, anyway?
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If you are, you're just about in time to promote Scientology as the True Religion. I'm guessing you never met L. Ron either.
Of course you aren't, you egomaniacal dipshit! Next time you want to pretend, stick to your mother's dresses. It's a lot easier to come back to reality that way.
Yes you are,and I am your master. Bow down before me!!
What a loony. Just checked...moon is 99% full.
"Do you think I am probably reincarnation of the Apostle Paul.?
Is this possible do you think and is it a sin if I am not but think I am?"
So you're a douchebag, is that what you're saying?
I'm not sure if you're for real or what, but just so you know, Christian beliefs about the afterlife do not include reincarnation. You are not the apostle Paul, and in any case, I doubt it would be a sin to not think you were the reincarnation of a saint if you were, so I would recommend you just drop the whole idea. before you share it with someone who's respect you may actually want.
Um, if you actually believe in Christianity, then you don't believe in reincarnation. One or the other, dude, not both.
If you are, I owe you one giant kick in the nuts for all the misogynist bullshit you saddled Christianity with.
What's your address again?
No reincarnation for the Christers? What about Jesus? I thought he was due back any time soon, now.
Him so special, anyway? Who died and left Him in charge of this shit?
Oh, yeah -- Him.
1) no i don't think you are
2) no it is not possible
3) no it's not a sin if you think you are, it's called schizophrenia and people suffer from it every day
4) take your meds before you hurt someone
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