Wartip #8: I’ve said all along that Obama is in fact still a Muslim - if he were not, then why is there not a fatwah on his head?
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The more of a lead he builds on McSame, the more you assholes shit yourselves.
Good!
It's time to put away this generation-plus-long neo-Con nightmare.
I wonder what we are going to add to the pledge of allegience this time to thwart those silly muslims. Adding under god was really effective in thwarting communism, so maybe we should add... "under god, not allah..."
Dumbass, there's no fatwah on MY head and... oh, shit. I must be one of them Muslims!! Damn, now I has an A-merican responsibility to hunts myself down at the highest possible cost to taxpayers.
Yeah. McCain is a Muslim, too. And so's George Bush. In fact, most of the Senate are actually Muslims, just waiting for the right time to spring out and establish the Caliphate in the U.S.
Maybe he had it surgically removed..oh, I thought you said "FATWART on his head". Come to think of it that makes you sound a lot less stupid than this fatwah shit.PS Why doesn't Bush have a fatwah on his head even though he invaded a muslim country? Because he is a "bought and paid for" toadie of another muslim country for whom he has made billions of US dollars and deflected the blame for 9/11 on another country. It is called Saudi Arabia. Dumbass!
"... Satan masquerades as an angel of light," etc.
Very interesting. Did it ever occur to you that all the crazy evil shit "God" has been feeding you clowns may be Satan's little joke?
The following people do not have Fatwas either
Wartip #8: I’ve said all along that Obama is in fact still a Muslim - if he were not, then why is there not a fatwah on his head?
Remember, one of the “approved islamic tactics” is to masquerade as something else in order to win their war.
For those inclined to have a Biblical worldview, this should not be surprising since satan masquerades as an angel of light, so will his servants.
Right. So if there's no evidence that he's a Muslim, then that means he's an undercover Muslim. And if there is evidence a person is Muslim, then, obviously, they're a Muslim.
Is there anyone in your twisted "logic" who isn't a Muslim?
It's like the fucking Life of Brian.
"Are you the messiah?"
I know you want to be more outrageous than your idol, but you know what? Don't even try.
That was a fairly good attempt, however, but the tone is still not quite psycho enough.
@Lefty Link, becoming white like Michael Jackson, changing his name to something more Caucasian, and becoming a Republican should do it
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