According to a World Health Organization study in 2006, atheists are 20 times more likely to literally EAT BABIES than anyone else. How can we vote for people like this?
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Citation nee... oh what's the point?
See a doctor please, you are suffering from a paranoid delusional disorder.
EDIT:
I like mine done medium well.
Joking aside, you wouldn't happen to be able to provide a copy of that study, would you? I didn't think so.
I hope this is a poe. Unfortunately it's hard to tell these days.
OK, who's up for a baby BBQ this weekend? I need someone to bring potato salad. BYOB*.
*Bring Your Own Baby
As no-one, to my knowledge eats babies, this is a moot point. Or are you talking about piglets and chickens?
You don't vote for atheists. You vote for political parties.
You're the most pathetic one around, apparently.
I love me some good babies - tasty!
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But from time to time, I get the munchies for some Mexican:image
Last night, I stopped by Red Lobster:image
"Babies are delicious"
- JohnTheAtheist
I always throw the babies back. Not enough meat, too much fat.
Btw, studies show that 76,3% of all statistics are thought up spontaneously. ;-)
@DarkfireTaimatsu: Is that a Twilight reference?
It's gotta be a Poe. I remember citing the WHO to a stupid fundie (redundant much?)who was ill informed about condoms.
Say, I think I'll cite the WHO right now!
Well, yes, J. James, but then you need a newborn from a perfectly wholesome mommy who hasn't been smoking or drinking or doing anything nasty, and that costs...er...an arm and a leg. Even then, you can't get that in Upper Florida. Tantrumy two-year-olds, whose parents have tired of them, are, on the other hand, dirt cheap, and those are better prepared as described, preferably with good dumplings and a side of real mashed.
What. The. Fuck?!
Where the hell does that idea even come from?
EDIT: If this is a Poe, good. Unfortunately, seeing many of the posts on this site, I'm convinced people are capable of believing anything, no matter how ridiculous.
I can totally believe their was such a study, they do shit like this all the time and call it research. We asked 30 people on the streets of Texas "are Atheists more likely to eat babies?" 20 people said yes
@Meeeh
According to a study by me, Christians are more likely to spew blatant lies about their religion than Atheists. Ironic, in that Atheists don't have a rule against lieing and Christians believe they can go to Hell for it.
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So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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