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                Not even "Private Eye" magazine would accept that for publication.
And as that organ satirises both  Labour & Conservative governments/politicians, how is it that Ian Hislop & co. found it extremely difficult to find anything to satirise Obama about: compared to Donald Fart and...! 
(Contd. P. 94) (He'll be fired. Ed )
 
        
            
        
            
                
                Just made it to the bullshit detector in time. It was starting to smoke, vibrating violently and my ears are still ringing from the extreme and sudden buzzer to siren indicator shift, the siren is burned out. I must get a higher range overload detector and a more robust overload safety mechanism. 
 
        
            
        
            
                
                Another example of judging the intellect of others based on one's own.
That said, the bell curve indicates that one out of four people are of well below average intelligence. The Conservatives do not have a lock on those people, majority notwithstanding.
 
        
            
                
                Oh, yes, those poor Klansmen just want to walk their dogs in peace, leave them alone.
 
        
            
        
            
        
            
        
            
        
            
        
            
                
                
The Conservatives do not have a lock on those people, majority notwithstanding. 
No they don't, but the 21st century Conservative outlook does seem to draw in more people with low intelligence, primary because the solutions they offer are simpler; they break down complex problems into one-sentence platitudes.
 
        
            
        
        
     
    
    
    
        Confused? 
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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