"Either the theory [of Evolution] is wrong, or I'm just incredibly stupid."
(check one):
[ ] Find an aircraft hangar, Todd. The biggest one you can find. It still wouldn't be big enough to hold all the evidence for Evolution. And with new discoveries in recent years - both archaeological and genetic - that 'theory' is becoming more & more the Facts of Evolution.
[ ] You're not just incredibly stupid, not even infinitely* stupid. If you interfaced HAL 9000, SkyNet, Colossus/Guardian, Proteus IV, WOPR/Joshua, Orac, K.I.T.T., MCP, Holly, Red Queen, E.D.I., Wirbelwind, and Deep Thought** together, not even they would be able to calculate your level of stupidity, Todd.
...unless you hie yourself to a library, go to the Science & Technology and/or Reference section(s), find a book on biology, crack it open and read. If you find what's inside interesting & intriguing, it'll lead to another and another...
Then you can join the rest of humanity. Welcome to Reality.
*- 'Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.'
-Albert Einstein
**- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fictional_computers [/nerd]
