Where DON'T I leave tracts? LOL, I leave them everywhere. I keep a supply in my car and everytime I get outta the car, I stuff a few in my pockets to leave around.
ANYWHERE is game!! I've put them inside library books...phone booths...benches at the mall...rest rooms...even lay one on top of the gas pump thingie while I'm gassing up. Everytime I grocery shop, I leave a few in carts, LOL, or even on the store shelves. image
The possibilities are simply ENDLESS!!!
And you do NOT have to buy them! Go to fellowshiptractleague.com and they will give you tracts for free. There are many to choose from. I always select the one entitled, "The Second Coming" myself.
Good luck!
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So you're a serial litterbug and you dump work in the laps of librarians, janitors, and gas station attendents, all of whom will be the ones dealing with the complaints for your shennanigans.
Quite a few biblical tracts - especially the Jack Chick variety - are incredibly offensive and often portray outrageous caricatures.
You and the people printing the tracts are totally wasting your time and money. I'm willing to bet that not one person anywhere converted to Christianity because of some religious tract they found.
That being said, I'd really love to have a bunch of the "Lisa" Chick tracts printed up and leave them laying around everywhere in order to piss people off about Christians who "witness" by leaving these little piles of dung everywhere.
If I found something inside a library book or a book from a second-hand bookstore, I'd probably burn it, just in case.
If you put it on top of the gas pump, so that it can blow away, it's definitely littering.
Do you nincompoops really believe that anyone, who isn't already interested, will read that drivel? Acurally, if you leave it in the same store/library/gas station several times, I bet the staff will walk after you and remove your shit right away.
Well you have to do something to while away the time when your waiting. Endlessly waiting, waiting, waiting. I expect it gets a bit boring sometimes.
But no matter how many pieces of litter you leave lying about, the signs never seem to work out do they. Still, perhaps it won't be long now?
I remember when I worked at Walmart almost 10 years ago, there was someone walking around sticking that shit everywhere. I was walking around picking them up. When they complained, I told them to stop leaving their trash around our store, we have trash cans for a reason. Dude was pissed.
Do you happen to know the BTU value for those tracts? I might be interested.
@ Deepfriedice
Evangelizing through fear-mongering tracts isn't fundie? On a scale of 1 to Jim Jones... I give it a 6 at least. Not everyone who wants to be is charismatic.
@John
"Why not just toss your old candy wrappers and potato chip bags? They'd do as much good."
I'm betting they do that to. Impersonal witnessing is hard work, especially when you're an overweight welfare case fundamentalist. (I've seen many of your church videos, and the stats from studies, Fat fucks make up a large percentage of fundamentalists, this "new life, new body" myth is counter productive.)
The laziest form of 'Proseltysing' imaginable.
So much for the 'Great Commission', eh?
...but then, if your 'God' existed, he'd be able to do a perfectly good job of announcing his existence - and to everyone in the world at the same time - by himself
Therefore a question, o RR: if he's 'Omnipotent ' as you lot claim, what's stopping him from doing so?
Why, one would think that... oh, I dunno..., he doesn't fucking exist , and what you're doing is purely the behaviour of a loony nutpop who should be sectioned & thrown in the nut farm permanently.
Isn't that so - re. that '(c)Rapture' of yours - eh WaitingForGodot? But then, that's what insanity is defined as: repeating the same thing, expecting different results. Your 'Praying', 'Faith' etc, to say nothing of what is the basis of your eSCATology: what is nothing more than a 19th Century heresy.
Littering for Jesus LOLOL!
Really, getting tracts for free... What a waste of resources. Bet the money donated to print those things could feed a lot of needy people.
There are many to choose from. I always select the one entitled, "The Second Coming" myself.
Oh? Why not Lisa?
Warning... not a very nice tract at all, and the subject matter is NSFW. (and not safe for anyone who is triggered by Paedophilia)
How many people have you managed to convert? You don't know, do you?
You're wasting time and resources, not to mention forcing other people to pick up after you, and you don't even know if what you're doing works.
I have to admit, I love finding tracts, especially chick ones. They're pretty hilarious. Also, then I give them to my pet bunny who plays with them and chews them into little pieces, which distracts her from chewing on the Internet cord.
Ah, I'm an admitted track distributor. ;) I do the grocery store thing, leave them at the bank when I make a deposit, put them on car windshields, etc. My best tract distribution was a few years ago, when I actually left a bunch taped to the mirrors in the bathroom of a gay bar. :)
Hmm. Wonder what His4Life was doing in the bathroom of a gay bar.
I second the question asked earlier -- has anyone actually been converted, or even "inspired" to attend a church, as a result of reading a Chick tract?
His4Life
Ah, I'm an admitted track distributor.
You distribute tracks? What kind? Train tracks? Eight tracks? And what do you do with tracts?
Where DON'T I leave shit? LOL, I leave shit everywhere. I keep a supply in my car and everytime I get outta the car, I stuff some shit in my pockets to leave around.
ANYWHERE is game!! I've put shit inside library books...phone booths...benches at the mall...rest rooms...even lay shit on top of the gas pump thingie while I'm gassing up. Everytime I grocery shop, I leave some in carts, LOL, or even on the store shelves.
The possibilities are simply ENDLESS!!!
And you do NOT have to buy shit! Go to wegiveyoushit.com and they will give you shit for free. There is all kinds of shit to choose from. I always select the one entitled, "This is a Bunch of Shit" myself.
Do you live in Florida perchance? When I did bookkeeping at my uncle's grocery store, I overheard the cashiers and stockers complaining more than once about having to clean up "Bible comics" and "religious fliers" that "some crazy lady" left lying around.
(Really, someone should've told her to stop or banned her if she didn't listen. Why that apparently never happened, I don't know--they're hardly desperate for business.)
@Churchy LaFemme
Hmm. Wonder what His4Life was doing in the bathroom of a gay bar.
Looking for material for her next yaoi-fantasies-fuelled schlicking session?
@Troll4Life
Ah, I'm an admitted track distributor. ;) I do the grocery store thing, leave them at the bank when I make a deposit, put them on car windshields, etc. My best tract distribution was a few years ago, when I actually left a bunch taped to the mirrors in the bathroom of a gay bar. :)
I also printed off copies of scripture condemning homosexual behavior and left them in strategic locations around the bar.
So you went to a gay bar to try and get charged for criminal harassment so you could earn yourself some "martyrdom"/"persecution" points?
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