I can't beleive this.the quaran can be given out but boy if we Christians tried to pass out Bibles we would probably be tared and feathered.Iam so tired of thisWhat will be next.Will they be coming into our homes to confiscate our precious Bibles.
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the quaran can be given out but boy if we Christians tried to pass out Bibles...
Yeah, well, if someone tried to push the Qur'an (again, please learn to spell) on me I'd chuck it back in their face too.
the quaran can be given out
Nowhere in that article does it say that... He quoted it while speaking to Muslim groups, which is just diplomacy, even though I wish he'd stop talking about religion, period.
you would probably have several people tell you they weren't interested (probably fairly emphatically,) but I suspect anyone handing out copies of the Quran have similar problems. "Tared" (double r there, laney) and feathered is a somewhat less likely response.
I might accept a Quran just to look at the neat script.
If something as ubiquitous as the bible is "precious" to you, that says a thing or two about your value system.
Christians can't pass out bibles?
In what country does that take place? Well... Saudi-Arabia, but last time I checked in any western nation (and I visited a lot.) Most hotel rooms have one of these bibles the Gideons left there.
So... paranoia much?
if we Christians tried to pass out Bibles we would probably be tared and feathered.
What nonsense. Christians pass out free Bibles all the time without being tarred and feathered. Want one? See Free Bibles . And if you live outside the US, there is also LeSEA ministries (they don't send to US residents because they don't currently have enough funding). The law doesn't even stop people from distributing lunatic fringe fundamentalist crap like the Watchtower or Chick Tracts. Take off the tinfoil hat.
Tarred and feathered? I didn't know we were still in the 1800's. I mean, I have heard of a case in 1990 where someone in Tennesse was tarred and feathered, but I don't think it was because he distributed Bibles.
laney from RR, if you are by chance reading this here is my message to you:
Calm down.calm down, the United States still has a lot of Christians in it and the first amendment in our constitution allows you to be Christian.Nobody wants to take Bibles because it would be too much time and effort plus they know people will hide some.Be thankful you are in America where no one will kill or terrorize you for being Christian.
(Still no Smegal comparison?)
No one here wants your preciousss, lany. We would like it if you would come to understand the way it is corrupting your mind and decided to drop it in a volcano.
(There, done and done.)
What country do you live in? Because there is no tarring and feathering, favoritism for Muslims, or confiscation of holy texts from private property occurring at any large frequency anywhere in First World countries that I am aware of....
"Will they be coming into our homes to confiscate our precious Bibles.
Yep, just as soon as we have a toilet paper shortage.
Okay, I tried retyping this hideous mess of grammar errors:
"I can't beleive this. The quaran can be given out, but, if we Christians tried to pass out Bibles, we would probably be tared and feathered. I am so tired of this. What will be next? Will they be coming into our homes to confiscate our precious Bibles?"
I have a bible in my room...wait.... *runs off to count*... make that 3 bibles in my room and so far I have failed to read any of them....so let us just say that giving out bibles does shit all to convert people. The same can be said of the Qur'an, they are just books, it is up to the receiver to read and process what is provided.
......and bibles are given out anywhere. I don't know what crap you are going on about.
"I can't beleive this.the quaran can be given out but boy if we Christians tried to pass out Bibles we would probably be tared and feathered"
I grew up in a muslim family in a muslim neighbourhood and I have never received a free Quran ever. You also have to undergo a symbolic cleansing ritual before you are allowed to touch the book. I think you're lying.
"Will they be coming into our homes to confiscate our precious Bibles"
Aaahh, look at what God says in the bible. Isn't it just precious.
"I can't beleive this.the quaran can be given out but boy if we Christians tried to pass out Bibles we would probably be tared and feathered.Iam so tired of thisWhat will be next.Will they be coming into our homes to confiscate our precious Bibles."
And this, friends, demontrates perfectly how 'hoemskuling' can completely fuck up your neurological & emotional development. And thus why homeschooling should be illegal.
Now once more in English please, lamey. I'm sorry, but I can't understand Fuckwit, the language of Fundies.
Intresting...
Considering that Saudi companies distrubute versions of the Qu'aran, whose English translation is annotated in a such manner, reflecting the Wahabist POV, as to promote radicalisation, could the creation of a more moderate/neutral version, for distrubition, most likely in the Middle East, work to prevent radicalisation...?
If your Precious Bible was confiscated and replaced with a different fairy tale book would you have any trouble converting? Would you even notice, or would you immediately begin proselytising about Jesus and the Beanstalk, and Little Mary Riding Hood?
(>IF< you read it.)
I can't go three bus stops without getting a bible shoved at me.
Nice people really. annoying, but nice.
Truly, confiscating your precious Bibles is next on the agenda.
They've already stolen all your question marks.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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