[Same-sex marriage]
if it happens here in texas everyone at my church is going to prision!!!!!!!!!!!!!! aaahhHH!!!! hahaahaha WERE NOT GOING TO FALL INTO THE LEGAL GAY "RIGHTS" CRAP! HAHA THE SYSTEM IS GONNA TRY AND BRING US DOWN... (dont worry we haven't gotten there yet. i hope it holds out for a long time)
funny JESUS is going to bring them down on their knees on the bad judgment.
i love our LORD. He's the coolest thing EVER!
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Mmmm, I bet he brings a lot of guys to their knees...Sorry, couldn't resist.
Here's a thought. Why don't you move to say, Iraq? They'd never dream of legalizing same-sex marriage there. I'm sure they'll accept Christians. I mean, you guys sure are nice and tolerant towards Muslims 24/7. /sarcasm
Is he saying that if same-sex marriage is legalized, then he and everyone in his church is going to commit some presumably hate crime which will send them all to prison? And is this something to be proud of?
And saying that your lord is the coolest thing ever sounds like something a pre-teenage girl would say.
"He's the coolest thing EVER! "
...okay I'm done. Seriously, does this quote remind anyone else of Bo Burnham's Sunday School song where he proclaims his literal love of Jesus.
"He's the coolest thing EVER! "
...okay I'm done. Seriously, does this quote remind anyone else of Bo Burnham's Sunday School song where he proclaims his literal love of Jesus.
"I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians. They are so unlike your Christ."
One of the greatest quotes from him ever.
If there is an afterlife, somewhere there, the ghost of Jesus is facepalming, all day, every day.
“if it happens here in texas everyone at my church is going to prision!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“aaahhHH!!!! hahaahaha WERE NOT GOING TO FALL INTO THE LEGAL GAY "RIGHTS" CRAP!”
“HAHA THE SYSTEM IS GONNA TRY AND BRING US DOWN...”
“(dont worry we haven't gotten there yet. i hope it holds out for a long time)”
“funny JESUS is going to bring them down on their knees on the bad judgment.”
“i love our LORD. He's the coolest thing EVER!”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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