It must be very scary!!!?
I kept hearing that a woman is scared of me, not physically, not emotionally, not psychologically, since I am not a stalker or abuser.
I wondered—.and I kept wondering. It finally came to me.
She is scared because I can look into her eyes and see her soul.
Not what she writes, not what she pretends to be, not what she says, but I can see the true person behind those curtains that she hides behind.
What is you thought. Can someone see a persons soul?
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No, you aren't looking into her soul, or else you would see that your behavior is scaring the hell out of her, because you are an obsessed stalker. Stalking is illegal and I hope she calls the cops and gets a restraining order.
Dude, I think only George Bush has divine--and legally binding--permission to use Soul Vision to peer into souls (remember when he used it on an unsuspecting Vladimir Pukin?), although I think it's okay if you just use it to check out a hot babe's naughty bits.
Of course, only a stalker or abuser would point that out, you know, the "I'm not a stalker or abuser" line.
Dsmmit..it's dutch. I apologize for the crazy on behalf of all normal dutchies, people.
Also, 'zonne'..did you by any chance walk up to her from behind and then whisper in her ear 'I can see into your souououlllllll...'? Then I might know why she's scared.
What is you thought. Can someone see a persons soul?
Well, let's put it this way - you'll be up for a nobel fucking prize if you can.
There's no way this can end well if you keep "seeing into her soul." I suggest you stay away from this woman before you meet (1) a restraining order, (2) cops, (3) a Rottweiler, or (4) a loaded gun.
Yes, it has nothing to do with your freaky, cultish beliefs. She aviods you because she can feel the magical powers you have in your eyes!
P.S. - Please do not get anywhere near my daughter!
zonneschijn, I am the voice in your head. The duly approved head voices vote to torment some supercilious jerk to his doom on a monthly basis. You were selected because that woman you are bothering asked us.
Are you ready for your frightfully painful demise?
Seek help, please, by any means necessary. You sound like something out of a horror movie, and it's no wonder she's scared.
Why oh why do I keep thinking of the episode of Will and Grace, where Grace gets the water boobs to impress the artist? Where he looks straight at Karen's chest, and says "You have a nice soul..." to which she replies, "Yeah, those aren't my soul."
Zonnes couldn't be more ridiculous if he claimed to be able to look into someone's ear and see how many hit points they had left.
Why is this lunacy only at all acceptible in the context of religion? People quite often go well out of their way to avoid appearing to be stupid, ignorant or scumbags, but put a dollop of religious "mayo" on the top and they'll say and do the dumbest or vilest things with beaming pride!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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