You could stand to learn the difference between religion and Faith.
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One of the stupidiest things I've ever read on se internets...
Congratulations, this deserves some kind of award...
You know, of the now three times that I've used my auto-approve powers, I do believe this one was the best.
I can't help giggling every time I see it. Really. ^-^
I wish I knew how you spell that sort of semi-spluttering expression of humour and contempt mixed with a hint of showing just the barest interest in something which is so mind-numbingly stupid as to warrant only an amused, cursory interest. Is there a word? Maybe a combination of a mild clearing of the throat and a gentle rasberrying between pursed lips will suffice?
At least you achieved something Enochs fire, you just made me waste an irrecoverable five minutes. Yeah, I know, more fool me.
I faith
we faith
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I faithed
etc
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I will faith
etc,
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I shall have faithed
etc.
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By the way, what is the meaning of the above verb? Or are you so grammatically ignorant that you do not really know the parts of speech and their functions?
I faith
-No, cute rhetoric aside, faith isn't a verb.
To faith, past tense: foth, as in "I foth your momma". T-form: faithst, as in "Thou faithst your momma too, o Lord".
Makes perfect sense.
Having spent two years doing an English Language course, I feel quallified to say:
"you stupid semi-literate spew-monkey".
faith
FAIL!
You could stand to learn the difference between religion and Faith.
You could stand to learn the difference between fantasy and reality, but I digress.
Faith is a verb.
No. No it's not. Faith is a noun. To have faith is a verb, but faith itself is a noun.
I'm in an unusually generous mood at the moment, so I'll give Enochs fire the benefit of the doubt and assume he has "faith" mixed up with "hope" or "wish" which CAN be either verbs or nouns, depending on context.
Let's face it: "faith," "hope," and "wish" are synonymous. "Know" is an antonym applicable to all three. Basing life on faith means basing it on a hope or a wish not on objective reality or even likely expectation.
"Faith is a verb."
This is right up there with JohnR7's:
"I can sum it all up in three words: Evolution is a lie "
So much concentrated FAIL.
Faith |fa?|
PHRASES
ORIGINS Middle English : from Old French feid, from Latin fides.
As it turns out, faith can be used as a verb:
faith verb
Note: "archaic". Nobody actually uses the word "faith" like this any more.
"You could stand to learn the difference between religion and Faith.
I religion
...now you see how - and why - your argument destroys itself? Think before you speak, Enoch's fart.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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