[commenting on a list of famous last words]
it seems to me that you have forgotten the most famous of them all.... Forgive them lord for they do not know what they are doing.
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Given that there was no 0 A.D., and given that Jesus was supposedly crucified around 30-something-ish A.D., I think you need to get your own story straight before selling it. And frelling learn to spell !
"it seems to me that you have forgotten the most famous of them all.... Forgive them lord for they do not know what they are doing."Of course, the Bible gives 4 diferent accounts of what Jesus' last words were. Pick the one you like the best and that MUST be the truth.
"Jesus Christ, he was betryed by his decyle, taken to punches pilot, brutaly whiped and hurt, and then he took his place on the cross and died for our sins so that they could be forgivin 0 AD"
That is the worst writing I've seen here in a long time. Ugh.
Jesus' death supposedly happened at approximately 33CE. There was no year "0 AD."
yeah, I couldn't get past "punches pilot" either. I'm going to have to call TROLL here at the top of my voice. No one can be that ignorant. Unless they're significantly under 10 years of age.
There are a few factual errors I'd like to point out.
Well, the crucifixion was in 34 AD (which stands for Ano Domini, not After Death), and I have no idea what a "decyle" is, but those are some pretty famous last words.
Apart from the fact that I don´t understand the punches, weren´t his last words, Eli, Eli, Laban sabat kani(oh God, God, why have you abandoned me?)
Looking over that "list"....it's complete poppycock. Poe died in a Baltimore hospital after being discovered in a gutter, comatose. He never regained consciousness.
@Sandman
and I have no idea what a "decyle" is Apart from the fact that I don´t understand the punches
"punches pilot" = Pontius Pilate.
<<Really? And here I was thinking it was "Father into thy hands I commend my spirit"....>>
Yes, that line is used in Chop Suey!. Great song. And his name...
urloveliftsmehi
ur love lifts me hi
Your love lifts me high
Forgive them lord for they do not know what they are doing.
What?
Put aside the ignorance and stupidity of this poster for a minute. His main point is that God will forgive us because God's Son willingly was put to death for humanity's sins. Does that make any sense? It doesn't to me. Question for debate, "Is there any sense in the core message of the Gospel?"
OMG, I could not stop laughing! Especially after reading NotMe's post... hilarious!!
Wow, can we get a stupidity rating bar on these as well? Dude can't spell, we get a "punches pilot", dramatic and stirring phrases like "whiped [sic] & hurt", and it all manages to occur in 0 AD; the year Christ was supposedly born. AMAZING!
Either you're a troll, or breathtakingly stupid. Your spelling is atrocious, there was no year 0 AD, and those weren't his last words in any of the gospels.
Of course, the Bible gives 4 diferent accounts of what Jesus' last words were. Pick the one you like the best and that MUST be the truth.
Actually, only 3. Matt and Mark managed to keep their stories straight between each other.
According to John, Jesus says: "It is finished."
According to Luke, Jesus says: "Into your hands I commit my spirit."
According to Matt and Mark, Jesus says: "My god, my god, why have you forsaken me?"
Of course, I asked one of my local fundies about the trinity and how 1 = 3 according to them. They said that God is one being, and that "the father," Jesus, and the holy spirit are God's constituent parts. So according to her, Jesus said: "Myself, myself, why have I forsaken myself?"
That "punches pilot" bit reminds me of back when I was a Christian, working as an aide for Catechism class.
"Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do." Don't paraphrase the fucking Creator.
"punches pilot"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Please tell me you're jesting. You can't be THAT clueless, can you?
betryed - betrayed
0 AD? There was no 0 AD. There was 1 BC and then there was 1 AD.
“it seems to me that you have forgotten the most famous of them all.... Forgive them lord for they do not know what they are doing.”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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