Yeah, that's called a Pentacostal church. If that's a cult, I'd much rather be a part of the cult than live my life in any other way. I would strongly urge you to stop referring to my church as a cult, or I will be seeking some form of prosecution. K?
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And what do you think the attorney is going to say?, ok, let´s debunk the first amendment. You´re a little too contemptous about your status, baby.
"Yeah, that's called a Pentacostal church. If that's a cult, I'd much rather be a part of the cult than live my life in any other way."Most members of cults feel that same way, that's why cults survive.
"I would strongly urge you to stop referring to my church as a cult, or I will be seeking some form of prosecution. K?"
It's OK by me. You just try to prosecute anyone for calling your cult a cult. See how far you get with that.
You piece of sh*t, that is not how your Bible commands you to handle persecution. Jesus healed the severed ear of one his arresters, and did NOT threaten to sue or use divine retribution. And your church is CULT CULT CULT CULT CULT CULT CULT! What are you going to about it, bitch?
Your "church" is a cult. In fact, it's a Satan-worshiping cult that kidnaps virgins an offers them to the god Moloch who your "church elders" teach lives in a crater on the moon and has a dog named Steve the Wonderpooch.
I would strongly urge you to stop referring to my church as a cult, or I will be seeking some form of prosecution. culte , from Latin cultus , cultivation, a laboring, worship, from the past participle of colere , to cultivate.]
--from "The American Hertiage Dictionary of the English Language"
If 50 million people believe a stupid lie, it is still a stupid lie! I would strongly urge you to stop referring to my church as a cult, or I will be seeking some form of prosecution.
In fact, it's a Satan-worshiping cult that kidnaps virgins an offers them to the god Moloch who your "church elders" teach lives in a crater on the moon and has a dog named Steve the Wonderpooch.
Wow, anyone for Empty Threat of the Decade award? Seriously, how exactly does this guy, posting under an assumed name, intend to prosecute another guy, posting under an assumed name, for calling his religion a "cult?" And where would you find a lawyer willing to devote time and effort to attempting to prosecute protected speech against an unknown, anonymous defendant?
On one hand, he's free to call it a cult all he wants. And you'd get laughed out of court to try and prosecute it. On the other hand, it's not unreasonable for him to get his hackles up when someone decries his faith as a cult. Even if he's playing into the other guys hand flawlessly.
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