u know what? GOD had to do something with the all 9/11 stuff.. there were just SO much "miracles" happening that day... vanishing planes, never found bodies, more ten 10 ppl calling from 30.000 feet with a successrate of 0,006%
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<< vanishing planes, never found bodies, more ten 10 ppl calling from 30.000 feet with a successrate of 0,006%
Dog pound, we got a hot one tonight! Alright, so check this out e-dog, at first you were a little sharp, and I was like, "I don't know if he can pull this off," but then you nailed it with that banana thing, and I was like, "That's what I'm talkin' about, baby!"
"u know what?"
This belongs in Conspiracy Theorists, I think.
Well, he doesn't belong in a mental institution.
When a person kills 2,000 people, but lets a handful survive, it's mass murder.
So god hates people but loves things like bandanas, grass (he should probably stay off the grass), and cell phone calls. Got it. God is great, loving, kind, benevolent, and merciful, BUT only if you're not human. Fan-fucking-tastic.
Big fire will obliterate lots of things. No "miracle" needed.
Thinking about people being burned up in plane crashes gives you a warm feeling? A lawn is more worth restoring than the lives of 3000 people?
"vanishing planes" - Yeah, into buildings
"never found bodies" - Try finding something under a few thousand tons of burning rubble
"pentagon lawn untouched" - the terrorist didn't hit the lawn before hitting the building, so what?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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