Honestly, I think non-married sex should be some form of criminal offense. Not a serious one. Misdemonor, perhaps. Just enough to make it very clear to people that they arn't allowed to do it, and will be punished if they do.
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and will be punished if they do
lol, you fucking (pun intended) wish you could decide when people are and aren't allowed to fuck.
lol, you fucking (pun intended) wish you could decide when people are and aren't allowed to fuck.
lol, you fucking (pun intended) wish you could decide when people are and aren't allowed to fuck.
Why, for doing what the body asks them too?, aren't allowed, why?, should Adam and Eve, or Abraham punished?, or all the adulterers and fornicators who have been, by the way, governors?. And by the way, last time I saw an encyclopedia, it had a more neutral tone.
Not only are fundies obsessed with fucking that they themselves take part in, they're even more obsessed with fucking done by OTHERS.all the time?
I think non-married sex should be some form of criminal offense.
What is it with conservatives trying to dictate everyone's life? First they try to say that freedom of speech ends when they are offended, now they're trying to control what everyone does in the bedroom. Oh wait, they've been doing that all along.
Lunalelle is right
Sounds a bit dodgy really, but I like that.
So, Capt. Dipshit, how will we enforce this new stupidity? Cameras in all underpants? Exploding purple dye packets stitched to all genitalia? Or, do you dream of personally monitoring your neighborhood hotties?
Well, someone is mad that they can't get a shag, clearly.
It is even worse than you think, these people are not only idiots, they are brain-dead ghouls. The post is about HPV vaccinations and one idiot actually claims that cervical cancer can tell the difference and infects only "unmarried women", not married ones. This "human" (and I use the term loosely on empathy and intelligence level) should be hung, shot,boiled in oil, or forced to go to a cancer survivors meeting.
Apocalypse 21, 8
As in all the anonymous trolls on FSTDT... and unbelieving, and abominable and murderers, and fornicators So pretty much all but a tiny percentage of the population. Gotcha. and sorcerers, Don't exist. and idolaters Anyone who uses the crucifix, or statues/images of Jesus. Check. and all liars, Most fundies. Man, you're on a roll. their portion shall be in the pool that burns with fire and brimstone, which is the second death."
That might work as a fear tactic, if the people you were preaching against believed in your hell.
Nice try, though.
[The OP was in a thread about HPV vaccinations? WTH? Something like 80% of women get HPV at some point in their life - that's why the pap smear exists! What idiots.]
Oh, and Dr. Fishcake , I'm afraid Conservapedia is all too real.
I insist, the discussion page should try to develop a standard for an encyclopedia. Again, this is not academic, and never will be.
Man, it would be Prohibition all over again. Remember how outlawing booze caused nearly everyone in the country to hit the speakeasies and make their own bathtub gin? Outlawing non-marital sex will turn Americans into sex maniacs. EVERYONE will be doing it, and your little dog, too.
And connected to the topic in discussion, don´t be so naïve. Like 70% of sexually active women carry the virus, be it monogamous, married or not. Only that the chance of developing cervical cancer doesn't depend on the marital status of the woman. The virus doesn´t care whether she's married or not.
So, what, you want to make upwards of 90% of the American population into criminals? I'm not seeing that flying somehow.
this reminds me of that simpsons episode:
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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