I've said previously that I'd be open to capital punishment for repeat homosexual offenders, but before you go off the deep end and call me an extremist, I think that a 2-strikes-you're-out policy would be good to implement.
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First they'll go after homosexuals, then they'll go after muslims, then they'll go after jews, then the science community, after that atheists and alternative religions, then christians of different denonimations, and then they will massacre each other (although I wish they would do that part first)
Considering that most of us consider anything less than infinity-strikes-and-you're-out for homosexuality completely insane (hell, most of us don't think it should be illegal at all), 2 is still plenty extreme.
"Jade: Screw bedroom cameras, the government'll just implant a working camcorder up every male's poopshute."
- CousinTed
But wouldn't that mean that everyone would have already engaged in one homosexual act just so the government can enforce the law? So, it's really more of a one-strike you are dead system.
Now that is a nefarious plot. Clever girl that Biff, clever girl.
Oh, well, that's okay, then. I thought you were not quite right in the head before I read that last sentence.
I vote we change 'for' to 'by' and 'extremist' to 'exhibitionist'!
"I've said previously that I'd be open to capital punishment by repeat homosexual offenders, but before you go off the deep end and call me an exhibitionist, I think that a 2-strikes-you're-out policy would be good to implement."
Biff, what are you hiding? The most ardent homophobes always seem to have a secret somewhere. Go ahead and tell us yours, Biff. Afterall, you are among friends; the other people writing here don't seem to be advocating your death.
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Wow! How christlike. I can see jesus commanding everyone to kill homosexuals. I think it's somewhere in biff chapter 3. It says that jesus commanded us to kill homosexuals, and to wear aluminum foil hats, or else satan and his evil leperachauns of death will get you and take you to kansas. How stupid.
how about a two-strikes-you're-out policy on fundies? Say two contradictory things and we take away God's love, without which your life has no meaning you fuckwit of a cretin....bets for how long fundies would last? certainly longer than gay people. I'm straight but I would fight with gay people til the death against everythign these people say....they do and say nothing evil, unlike these guys who latch onto Christianity as a means of masking their extremist and terrorist views.
So, what´s the point putting him to death?, moreover, have you thought that the offended victim(if any)will be killed with such measure?, or that there will be others who OTHERWISE WOULD NOT BE KILLED, in order to protect their lives, just for something that, sin or not, it´s not as radical as killing or stealing?
"I've said previously that I'd be open to capital punishment for repeat homosexual offenders,"
I agree, and heterosexual offenders too. Oh, you mean people guilty of homosexuality? NM then...
... How can you be homosexual two-three times. I thought you were only once; from you hit puberty, 'till you die.
Okay fine. But just as long as gays and lesbians implement a zero-tolerance policy to anti-gay fundamentalist preaching. Anyone caught preaching against gays will be lined up and shot using machine guns.
Oh, but don't call me an extremist.
You would only have to say that you were open to capital punishment, before I called you an extremist. What if someone is wrongfully convicted? How do you give a full pardon to someone who's executed?
Repeat homosexual offenders? That's as stupid as repeat tall offenders.
Oh, and you forgot the fact that homosexuality is legal in almost all western countries.
The Birmingham Six would like a word with you, concerning the matter of how mistakes in the legal system are the least of [i]your[/i] problems.
...and better not so much as drop some litter near a police officer who's feeling a little pissed off that day; and you decide to show a little attitude to him/her...!
Can you say 'Peverting the course of Justice', Biffy-boy? The Birmingham Six certainly can.
They are the prime reason why the death penalty was scrapped in the UK, in the early 1960s. Fact: The law can make mistakes .
'When the state commits murder, we all commit muder.'
-Penn Jilette
...oh, and the 10th Amendment. Also Romans 13:1-5. PROTIP: America is not Saudi Arabia/Iran, you know. Unless you're an anti -democracy Al-Qaeda & Sharia Law-loving Islamist, and therefore a traitor to your country, Biff. Allahu Akhbar!
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