I just had to say it seems like the news events are slowing down quite a bit. A breather perhaps. I don't know if my heart can take another round of contractions. I am worn out. (scared smiley covering face)
I just want it all to be over so badly. I am ready to crawl up in the father's lap and nuzzle my face into his shoulder. I want to breathe in his aroma and feel his undescribeable love. I want to sit under the Tree of Life with Jesus and just laugh. I want to learn everything He is willing to teach me, with my glorified mind, in my glorified body.
This world is getting darker and colder by the moment.
Come Lord Jesus, please come soon.
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Oh for fuck's sakes, just kill yourself, please! Please? All you are is a spoiled child, deadweight in a world where more honest and good people than you are struggling desperately to live where the odds are stacked against them.
I'm not even going to even talk about the disturbing sexual vibe that runs through your post.
"I am ready to crawl up in the father's lap and nuzzle my face into his shoulder. I want to breathe in his aroma and feel his undescribeable love."
Creeeeepy.
"This world is getting darker and colder by the moment."
Wanna guess whose fault that is? Hint: People looking forward to the world ending aren't helping...
Aw, poor thing. Jesus will make it all better so you don't have to get up off your pathetic holier than thou ass and DO something about making the world a better place.
Lazy irresponsible christian asshole.
I wonder if anyone has ever compared the suicide rate among the rapture-believing crowd to society as a whole. I've had a couple of bouts of mild depression (when I quit smoking, for example) and they were pretty rough. I can't imagine how soul-shakingly depressing it must be to wake up every morning thinking "Surely , today must be the day!", and then discover for that, once again, you were wrong. Just like the last 16,225 times.
When I go to bed some nights, I joke that I 'survived another one'. The RR folks must be thinking the same thing, but grimacing in pain while doing so.
"...This world is getting darker and colder by the moment. ..."
As I recall, the same thing happened last year at about this time, and the year before that, and the year before ...
In other words, you FALL!
P.S. Be on the lookout for an increasing number of rapturists whining like this as the days grow shorter and the weather turns colder. It seems a lot of them have "seasonally affected disorder" (SAD - this is a real condition), along with whatever other maladies turn a person into a fearful, whiny nutcase.
Will you still feel this way after another 40 years of praying for a non-existant gawd to kill you?
What a fucking waste of life.
And you dildos think we're stupid.
Die already, so that the rest of us can live on without your negativity.
I just want it all to be over so badly. I am ready to crawl up in the father's lap and nuzzle my face into his shoulder. I want to breathe in his aroma and feel his undescribeable love. I want to sit under the Tree of Life with Jesus and just laugh.
And wasn't it the Norse pagans who had the Tree of Life.
Take the appropriate soul-medicine, and the veil of stupidity will be permanently lifted.
Be careful with the soul-medicine, though. You must always respect its power.
I have to say that I think this, and the other similar ones, are just so, so sad. What a waste of their lives, what a way to 'live', or rather exist. It's no less sad for being self-inflicted. I feel so sorry for them (as well as impatient with them, and somewhat scared of them)
"I want to learn everything He is willing to teach me,"
Oh for fuck's sake! Why don't these people just drink the fucking kool-aid?
Unfortunately, their little book says they can't do that - just the sort of thing you'd expect the larger, more successful religions to say as a result of natural selection against the ones that don't forbid self destruction.
Of course, that's not entirely watertight - if only the social pressure is high enough, the faithful will find a way to rationalise around the prohibition, just like they rationalised around the whole "thou shalt not kill" thing whenever heretics needed to be tortured to death to keep the populace in line or it seemed like a huge fucking war against the infidels would be just the thing the economy needed.
I really feel bad for these people. She sounds seriously depressed. Cheryl4Christ, if you ever read this, I really encourage you to seek psychiatric help. Depression really sucks. Please seek help, medication can help a lot.
Please, do not continue to live your life in sorrow like this- there is so much that you have in this life, don't waste it being depressed about a Rapture that will not happen.
Jesus doesn't teach anyone anything. You people are a case in point.
Ordinarily, I'd make a suicide joke, but this was just too creepy and depressing. I thought Fundies hated the emo subculture, why are they writing poetry for it?
"I want to breathe in his aroma and feel his undescribeable love"
All over your face?
"I want to learn everything He is willing to teach me,"
He's omniscient, and omnipotent. Things could get insane.
"with my glorified mind, in my glorified body ."
Now, you're either very naive for not seeing how sexual this all sounds, or you're doing it on purpose.
I am ready to crawl up in Jessica Alba's lap and nuzzle my face into her chest. I want to breathe in her aroma and feel her indescribable er...lust. I want to sit under the moon with some good 'stuff' and just laugh.
My bed is getting darker and colder by the moment.
Come Jessica Alba, please come soon.
Come Jessica Alba, please come soon.
There is a better chance of that happening, than Jebus coming to give her the holy bone.
This really is sad...but she needs to get help with living this life, rather than trying to get comfort from the idea of being raptured away from whatever's making her life painful.
These people sound so childlike at times, when they're not being vindictive and hateful. It's kind of disturbing.
"This world is getting darker and colder by the moment."
That means Winter is coming.
As for the rest of the post it feels like there is almost a Heaven's Gate vibe going on here.
This is ...really creepy. 0.o
I feel so bad for this woman. She seems like she's emotionally about six years old and just wants someone to hold and to comfort her. It has the hallmarks of depression, as others here have said. Belief in the rapture and having Jesus as the skydaddy may a fundie make, but my impulse is to soothe her all the same.
"I am ready to crawl up in the father's lap and nuzzle my face into his shoulder. I want to breathe in his aroma and feel his undescribeable love."
Do you want to wear his skin and breathe his breaths as well?
Confused?
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