scientists have just shown that mice DNA is more similar to humans than human DNA
Citation needed, nonsense, a straw man, because there is no expectation in biology, that is able to make predictions, that this "discovery" could ever happen. That all mammals are very close is true, however. This sounds like DNA denial, or at least DNA function denial. Afterall there's also germ theory denialists, etc. No mention of DNA/bacteria/virus in the Bible == trouble!
So would evolutionists then declare that humans came from mice?
Not "evolutionists", but evidence does show an actual relationship but the common ancestor is very old. Just like with other great apes. None of the extant animals is a direct ancestor.
That's because most people can't think for themselves and are confused about reality.
That's creationism, not biology, obviously. So part of your projected straw man.
That's why they believe anything scientists say.
Science does not work with priests dictating "knowledge", unlike your church. You can study how it works at school and with schoolbooks. You can do some lab work. You can become involved in the process. Those who understand that we have evolved are not just parroting ideology. They at least have some understanding of how. How do you think I know that your first statement is false? I didn't have to look it up, it's just impossible in biology. You could learn, too, if you allowed yourself to and didn't obey bullshitters who want to keep you ignorant and even would like to obstruct science and education.
There is something called the scientific method and something else called a scientific consensus. Both surpass individual scientists and their opinions. The whole surpases every previous knowledge seeking enterprise. It's not even called philosophy anymore.
There also is something called critical thinking, you could read on it. You don't even know that you don't know while falsely claiming to know. Then your false premises mislead you, distracting from basic facts and jumping to false conclusions. There even are online free resources for the youth, like about bad arguments:
https://bookofbadarguments.com/
This doesn't make Christians sound smart and if Carico is female, it's similar to the "dumb blondes" sexist jokes...