No thought or very little thought is amusing behavior, especially to those of us who know the truth and their game plans. The Wooley Mammoths were wiped out by post flood dust storms that trapped and suffocated them, which is far more interesting than the pathetic lies they tell to one another and try to get everyone to believe is what took place.
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I find Douglas Adams' Hitchhiker series to be much more interesting than the Bible, therefore it is a fact that Arthur Dent is our savior and your Bible is just a collection of pathetic lies you tell others to try and get them to believe what you think took place.
(everything following the "and" is factually true)
"No thought or very little thought is amusing behavior..."
If English is your first language, you fail right there, but you get half credit for being self-aware.
If English is not your first language, let me see if I understand your position:
The Giant Wooly Mammoth went up the water spout.
That about cover it?
"No thought or very little thought is amusing behavior, especially to those of us who know the truth and their game plans. The Wooley Mammoths were wiped out by post flood dust storms that trapped and suffocated them, which is far more interesting than the pathetic lies they tell to one another and try to get everyone to believe is what took place."
Look, I know there's the Disney-created ice hockey team "The Mighty Ducks", but even the likes of Canada or Russia don't have a team called 'The Wooley Mammoths', least of all one created by 20th Century Fox [/"Ice Age"]. And even if 'twere the case, it's not their fault if their home arena's Zamboni machine & rink refridgeration plants are that efficient in melting and refreezing the ice! [/smartarse] X3
Alencon
Where do they get this stuff from?
Easy!
On a sunny day, precisely at noon, face north (that simply means turning your back to the sun!), pull down your pants, bend over grab your ankle with your left hand (right hand if left handed!), hold tight, then use your right hand to pull this shit out from where the sun now shines!
The Wooley Mammoths were wiped out by post flood dust storms that trapped and suffocated them,
Dust storms in Siberia. Talk about pathetic lies.
... Taking the whole world flood myth seriously is ridiculous enough, but dust storms that were heinous enough to have wiped out an entire species?? That had to have just floated out of someone's ass. Who could possibly believe this over rational scientific knowledge? Is this what creationists home school their kids or what?
And albright is responding to someone who can't understand how woolly mammoths lived in the ice age, because they believe a mammoth would be unable to find any vegetarian "in a frozen world"... I wonder if they also believe camels don't actually live in the desert. How could they find food in all that sand?
There is this much truth in that statement: the erratic warming at the end of the Pleistocene, accompanied by desertification, outbreaks of vegetation-eating locusts and pathogen-vectoring insects, probably led to the death of megafauna through starvation, disease, and temperature fluctuations too erratic to adapt to, but the presence of even that much truth is pure coincidence.
The Wooley Mammoths were wiped out by post flood dust storms that trapped and suffocated them
1. That's not in the Bible.
2. It's wrong. The woolly mammoths were all killed by aliens from Mars who used them for target practice.
I know that's true because my grandfather told me so and he was like really old.
It's quite a simple matter to tell the difference between dust and silt even eons after one or the other was deposited. Fossilization is the replacement of the minerals in bones, and sometimes soft tissue, by other minerals and this process requires water. Riverbeds are a particularly good place for fossil formation but a deposit of dry dust is not. Dust and desert conditions form mummies, not fossils.
Besides which, I thought that all good fundies knew that the mammoths were flash frozen, standing up, when Kent Hovind's ice canopy fell to earth.
Wait..so, they weren't wiped out by the flood first? Or, did Yahweh save two but then change his mind and go "Fuck those Mammoths, no one likes them anyway" then kill them off after?
"....the pathetic lies they tell to one another and try to get everyone to believe is what took place"
I KNOW RIGHT?!?!? Don't you just hate those people who pull that shit outta their ass or from some fairytale book?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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