[On Malaysia Air 370]
One of the big differences between this disappearance and the Rapture, is that there is an area to search for the plane but no-one will have a clue where to search for those taken in the Rapture.
That will probably cause enormous frustration.
Maybe a space shuttle will even be launched to see if anything can be found above the earth.
But too late, we'll be long gone by then.
It's quite chilling to watch this youtube and imagine the things that will be said by "experts" to theorise about what has happened to us.
Could this event be a small foreshadowing of the much bigger event about to follow?
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Not much respect or concern expressed for the many dead, and their families who are greatly suffering. Just some stupid way to tie this event with their ghoulish revenge-fantasies, and even expressing a hope that MANY MORE people may die soon.
Quite chilling, yes.
"Maybe a space shuttle will even be launched to see if anything can be found above the earth."
The space shuttle program was cancelled by Dumbya, allowing the Russians to have a monopoly on supplying the space station. This is unquestionably what emboldened Puting to invade Ukraine. Do try to keep up.
What does this incident even have to do with the Rapture? Really. Anything?
But you know... It's entirely possible that you haven't been raptured yet because your god doesn't want to suffer your company.
Or, knowing the South, Bible belt for what it is, 100,000 fat Americans rising bodily and naked to Heaven will be seen as "a bunch of helium baloons escaped to the sky days ago from somewhere. Still no news of where all the loons have gone, authorities have linked it to mass shortages of Koolaid and rat poison and think the smell will soon lead them to answers"
Well? Either God is going to be rapturing His chosen people, who are from Southeast Asia and follow just about every religion but Christianity, or He will be killing a whole lot of people just to get at the "True Christians". Nothing new, I guess.
You do realize that the space shuttle program has been terminated, don't you? And why would we care if a bunch of dead fundies were floating in space just above the atmosphere? The funny thing about these rapture fantasies is not that all these fundies think they're going to fly up into space, but that they think everyone left on earth will be overly concerned about where they went.
>Implying that anyone would waste even the briefest moment of their life to go looking for any of you tragedy-chasing assholes.
I'm not one to look a solid gold gift horse in the mouth, personally.
This on Ruptured Retards was clearly before what was announced yesterday evening ; as in GMT. As in Greenwich Meridian & all that jazz (don't forget, o Murricans of RR; that Meridian Line, it's importance in navigation , and the fact that the atomic clock at Greenwich is the most accurate on Earth. We Brits invented Time. Deal with it).
And all [i]your[/i] own 'theories' brought back [i]down[/i] to Earth [/"Left Behind: The Movie"], via [i]British[/i] technology, and the analysis of it's data: Inmarsat.
'One of the big differences between this disappearance and the Rapture, is that there is an area to search for the plane but no-one will have a clue where to search for those taken in the Rapture', you say? If your 'Faith' is sooooooo 'superior' [/hyper-sarcasm], then the relatives, friends etc of all those 239 passengers & crew of MH-370 - mostly in China - would like a word with you, Syd & co. They've all but demanded the heads of the Malaysian government, military etc, so tearing apart ghoulish & subhuman Raptards may go a little way in assuaging their now infinite grief-based rage.
"One of the big differences between this disappearance and the Rapture, is that [this actually happnened, and might even happen in the future, while the Rapture will not]."
FTFY
I hate these stupid little worms, simpering with delight at the thought of how everyone else will be fucked once they've gone to heaven. Its up there with the naked plesure they feel at the thought of people who dont agree with them burning in hell.
Frankly, if all of you arseholes WERE raptured, I'd be pretty sure that would qualify for the vast majority as (finally!) decent proof of God's existence (although not what kind of god they are and if they are unique or not). It would certainly fundamentally change the way i see the world (as Bill Nye readily conceeded in that debate) and quite honestly I would probably become a Christian.
The suggestion that we'd all put our fingers in our ears and come up with some other explanation for all the christians in the world disappearing one day is, to my mind at least, really pretty stupid.
Can you imagine that day? Constant meat storms from all the christians hitting airplanes, people arriving with bird strike damage, things quieting down, no more JWs on the front step ever again...
Yes, it will truely be a grand day when you asshats are gone.
Sangfroid
@Hasan Prishtina
Bud, I want to thank you!!! Now there is a FUCKING outstanding idea!!!!!!!!
Every human being on the Eastern Seaboard, at noon the first weekend after the Rapture, we all meet at Central Park in NYC and party until we run out beer, whiskey and slimjims. Should be about three weeks.
Religious types that didn't get taken up, find something else to do with yourself.
See you there!
You continue to believe that we will search for you after the Rapture.
Instead we'll party till we run out of booze. I'm going to lay in a supply of aspirin, the hangover will be epic.
But so worth it. :D
@ Miles
Gone, but not and forgotten.
Who else but a fundy would find joy in a plane crash? Dead sinners; thank you, Jesus.
@ Sangfroid
Some years ago I had a family of rednecks living next door with 17 dogs. They were a bother, yapping and howling at all hours, getting into trash cans, and doing the other wonderful things the fleabags do. And the damned dogs were even worse.JWs all over my front porch, averting their burning eyes from the spectacle they beheld before them! Just at that moment all 17 of the barkers, howlers and yappers rushed the JayDubs, nipping at their heels, and chased them away. Hurray!
Some major differences:
1.) The Malaysian 777 actually existed (we can be hugely optimistic and hope it still exists, somehow - but that's another story.)
2.) No one is going to come looking for you. The last thing we would want is to actually find you.
3.) Those left behind will celebrate, not mourn. Possibly they would worry that you will be found, which is the precise opposite of the Malaysian scenario.
Now fuck off, you vulture, and stop comparing stupid fairy stories to real life tragedy.
...or maybe the souls of all those on MH-370 were 'taken up' [/Thessalonians], thus the plane crashing, with just the bodies left in/around the wreckage/crash site?
There's a 'Theory' for you: Those 239 were the 'Elect '; 'God moves in a mysterious way, his wonders to perform' and all that jazz, amirite...?! They were (C)Raptured, and you lot weren't ...!
You jelly much, Ruptured Retards?! [/"Left Behind: The Movie"] >:D
Theory II, o RR:
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Suck it, Raptards.
Hundreds of families are grieving for their loved ones whom they will probably never find, and you've connected it to a stupid fairy tale in your equally stupid death cult.
The highest caliber of "Fuck You" is being dispatched from me, and should reach you shortly.
And whose space shuttle would that be, exactly, since we don't have one any more?
And what, exactly, would the space shuttle be able to do that satellites can't?
no-one will have a clue where to search for those taken in the Rapture.
Until they find the wreck, and the total raptured = None.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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