Do aliens contradict Biblical teaching
If that is true than I will deny the existence of it even if it is right in front of me. It will probably be a servant of Satan in disguise. If it kills me than praise Jesus because then I will be in Heaven with Him.
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Before worrying about the religion of aliens, would it not be more appropriate to first wait until the actual existence of aliens is proved?
As to being a servant of Satan, the god of the fundies could well appear a devil to a civilized alien. If this were so, I would probably applaud your martydom, not because you would have a sado/masochistic joy in dying, but because you would be one less fundie polluting this planet.
I'm on the Aliens' side in this one!
Have a nice day!
"...even if it was right in front of my face".....
Out of all the times to wish for Xenomorphs to be real.....
Chestbursters in church is for some reason hilarious. Feel that "religious experience" punching right through your sternum.
How could aliens contradict the Bible? It does not mention space at all? What if God created aliens (If they exist at all?)
Man, these guys make God so LIMITED.
"If it kills me than praise Jesus because then I will be in Heaven with Him."
If Jesus saves you, he gets praised. If Jesus lets you die, he gets praised. Being Jesus must be the easiest, greatest job in the world since he got that nasty crucifixion bit out of the way.
If it's real and provable and obvious, but goes against my belief system, then I'll either continue to deny it, or say it's from satan. What a pathetic mindset.
'If it kills me than praise Jesus because then I will be in Heaven with Him'
So, in order to get into heaven you have to either live a good life and praise God, give your life to defend Christianity or be killed by an alien...
Yep, even when presented with absolutely incontrovertible proof of something, the christian will still deny. The mind is not so much closed, as locked away in vault.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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