“Why can’t you deluded people understand this? The modern dating methods are a huge load.”
Well, to start, i didn’t just read the captions to the pictures.  I read the whole chapter of how dating methods work and how we know they work AND how we can compare them to other dating methods.  There’s, like, chapters and shit.
“If you fossilize something then date it, you’ll get a date going back millions of years.”
Ah, you think that’s false.  But, you know, if the number is random, it’s really weird that ALL the Triassic fossils date to the same general age, and NONE of the Cretaceous fossils date to that general age, huh?  VERY weird how everything’s wrong, but wrong in a consistent way that indicates a consistent story.  Trump’s press conferences can only hope to be this consistent. 
“Tree ring dating is useless too. The tree couldn’t possibly know how long a year is.”
Man, you didn’t even read the captions, did you?
“There’s also the problem with moon dust. There’s not enough dust on the moon for the universe to be billions of years old.”
This is false and was proven false even before the moon landing.  And no one but creationists and idiots think that science thinks the moon is as old as the entire universe.
“The burden of proof is on the claimant.”
Yes.  And YOU claiming all this is wrong puts the burden on you.
“Right now, since all evidence points to a young Earth and absolutely no evidence points to Evilutionism, you’d better ante up or shut up, satanist fools.”
Dude, back up your claims.  WHAT points to a young Earth?
“You need to believe in Christ the LORD. If you don’t, when the Rapture comes, you’ll all be sorry.”
So, in summation, you lie, you duck the burden of proof, and you offer the same threat we’ve heard almost daily for our entire lives and still been unswayed…  How proud Jesus must be of your efforts, here.