I'm no scientist but after reading the forum replies about no gravity being the cause, I believe the real cause could be that God rotated the planet sideways where the North And South Poles meet the equator - the hottest part of the area - making the polar ice regions melt huge amounts of frozen sea water. It's a shame Noah did not board the human-like ape, otherwise it would prove their existence some 7 million years ago.
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I was going to try to do one of the point-by-point refutations, but you appear to have crammed everything resembling apoint into the first sentance. You, sir, are neither a scientist, nor a passing English student.
The parser's spitting out dozens of warning messages ... getting something about the flood, though.
Machine translations are imperfect. Single-tired-person translations may be equally flawed. Fundiebabble-to-English translator now engaged.
Yep I took it as a global flood explanation. Sadly if you melted ALL the ice on the entire planet, (which didn't happen) you'd still be 8kms short of covering Mt Everest, so in conclusion, shut the fuck up!
Actually, come to think of it, how much of the ice at the poles is actually sitting on dry land and how much of it is floating in the water? The floating part wouldn't raise the water level at all (except for maybe increasing the effect of tides - both high and low - slightly).
Well, I'm converted. No, wait, that was just my brain temporarily shutting down in frustration. Better now.
Hmmm, to cover Mt Everest you'd need over a billion cubic kilometres of water or 75% again in addition to what currently exists on the planet, including the measly 2% that is in icecaps and glaciers.
Who remembers that stupid movie 'Waterworld', in which the ENTIRE planet was covered with water?
To be fair, Waterworld was a shit movie, made for no other reason than to stroke Kevin Costner's ego.
Sadly if you melted ALL the ice on the entire planet, (which didn't happen) you'd still be 8kms short of covering Mt Everest thermal expansion , the water level would be higher!
Yeahhhhh
Leaving us with only the shit attached to other shit. That last sentence was straight from Hawkings research. Honest.
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