Dont do it. Being a lezzie is worse than trying heroin. You become a pleasure seeker and can never be satisfied, jumping from one partner to another. My sister is 60 years old and a lesbian very, very miserable and she is too old to attract a mate. She wishes she would have never started.
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Loyal B?
Lying B, more like.
You've....never actually met a lesbian have you? Ever heard the joke? "What does a lesbian bring for a second date? A U-Haul." Given my experiences, which I will never claim to be 100% conclusive, but it's not terribly far off the mark. The lesbians I know tend to be fiercely committal, and just as monogamous. Hardly "pleasure seeking."
Finally IT'S NOT SOMETHING YOU JUST GET HOOKED ON! Homosexuality, be it genetic, environmental, what have you, is an immutable part of a person. You can deny it. You can hide from it. But you can't change it. The thoughts, the desire will always be there. And playing the closet game just causes psychological trauma.
Caustic Gnostic: It's the baby cousin of 'When I was a _________, I learned it was all about _________, _________, _________, and _________'. Example being the fundie who swore he was an ex-atheist and that it was 'all about drugs, crime, and rape'. Or however it was.
Very annoying.
Your "sister," eh?
Riiiiiiiight...
Hmmm, I feel a bit scepic of the allegded sisters allegded misery, doesn't fundies claim all homosexual/atheist/liberal/harrypotterreading/"evolutionist"/catholic/shellfisheating etc persons are miserable, deep down?
Lesbians are healthier than any other group, are more monogamous than their male counterparts and concerning the 60 years old sister................well, her problem would be the same if she was straight. Heroine kills and is adictive, as far as I'm concerned.
@Happymealungen
Well, don't forget, it's impossible to really be happy if you haven't found Jesus, and brought their masochistic way of self-denial into your life. And anyone who says otherwise is either lying, or Satan.
Unfortunately, she probably wouldn't attract a mate at 60 if she were straight, either. At 25, there are about 102 men for every 100 women. By 60, this has declined to 110 women for every 100 men. By 65, it's 116 women for every 100 men. and by 70, it's 127 women for every 100 men. After 85, there's about 2.5 women for every man. Men die younger. After a certain point, lesbians actually have the odds in their favor.
So much for that argument.
Of course this fucking invertabrate hasn't got a sister. As though any gay person would talk about wishing they'd "never started", in the way somebody would talk about smoking. Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit I say, a thousand times... bullshit.
It looks like Loyal B took a fundy's rant about gays and tried to turn it into warning against the evils of lesbianism.
If any porn producer reading this takes my idea, I will expect royalties.
She's probably just miserable because you threaten her with hell and damnation every time you get together. All she wants from you is for you to be a loving, caring and supporting brother/sister (whatever you are), but all she gets is the cold shoulder. Way to follow jesus' teaching of love thy fellow man skidmark.
edit: just realised that there was no mention of god in there. Meh, my theory remains unchanged.
"She wishes she would have never started."
Yet another sad example of the state of affairs in America. This poor woman could have given her life to Jesus, and she would never have to worry about having a fulfilling sex life.
But NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, the gays just had to tell her that it was "alright" and now look at her. Miserable and alone, just like all gays.
Loyal Bozo is a right-wing fundie GOP toadie who seems to hate all women generally and Hillary Clinton specifically. He is so stereotypical fundie("fake, 'I used to be an atheist spiel' and anecdotal right-wing bigotry disguised as morality) that you almost think POE, but he is just too mean spirited and hypocritically self-righteous to be anything but a true fundie douchebag.
If you actually had a 60 year old lesbian sister (assuming she came out to you several years ago) you'd either be accepting of homosexuality because you'd be able to see first hand that homosexuals are just like heterosexuals except for the very minute detail that they have sex with the same gender, OR you would have disassociated from her completely and would likely never again refer to her as your sister.
Being homosexual doesn't make you miserable. Being alone does.
"Unfortunately, she probably wouldn't attract a mate at 60 if she were straight, either. At 25, there are about 102 men for every 100 women. By 60, this has declined to 110 women for every 100 men. By 65, it's 116 women for every 100 men. and by 70, it's 127 women for every 100 men. After 85, there's about 2.5 women for every man. Men die younger. After a certain point, lesbians actually have the odds in their favor.
So much for that argument. "
Not really. Only a certain percentage of women are gay, so there's always more straight men than gay women around.
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