I find it very sad that the majority of Christians find nothing wrong with this [Halloween witch] Barbie. I saw the commercial for this doll and I was appalled. Why is it so hard to believe that this doll can spark an interest in witchcraft??? People need to wake up and realize that this sort of thing is serious. Do you honestly think Jesus would approve of this? Come on.
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what's wrong with witchcraft? how are spells any different than trying to invoke the aid of an invisible skydaddy with the use of a miniaturized medieval torture device?
matter of fact, I think spells and charms are prob'ly less...sickening.
I would think if your Jesus existed he wouldn't care in the least. Fundies get worked up about nothing, not Gods. How above trivial shit is a God? A lot.
It's Barbie dressing up for Halloween, big whoop. It's not toys that are screwing up kids, it's overeacting to trivial crap and filling their heads with crap that fucks their ability to seperate fiction from reality
“I find it very sad that the majority of Christians find nothing wrong with this [Halloween witch] Barbie.”
I find it hilarious that you do…
“I saw the commercial for this doll and I was appalled.”
And that’s an upcheck for the day.
“Why is it so hard to believe that this doll can spark an interest in witchcraft???”
Um, have you ever watched a girl playing with Barbie?
If she has pastry-chef Barbie, she SAYS, “And now I make a million chocolate chip cookies for the tea party.” She doesn’t run out into the kitchen and start looking at cookbooks.
Never seen a girl who owns commercial pilot Barbie ask the stewardess if she can sit in the cockpit and drive the plane.
Nor seen a girl with a space-explorer Barbie start applying to NASA.
With Witch Barbie, she’s going to SAY “I cast a plague on both your houses!” but she won’t seek out a book of shadows.
“People need to wake up and realize that this sort of thing is serious.”
Or YOU need to pull your head out of your ass and see that it’s not.
“Do you honestly think Jesus would approve of this? Come on.”
Do you think Jesus approves of you putting words in his mouth?
How’s this? For every witch you can find who started her occult leanings because she got a Halloween Barbie, I will donate $100 to whatever charity you want, but then for every girl who had this Barbie, but did NOT become a witch, or even turn Wiccan, you owe MY favorite charity one dollar. They’ve sold a billion barbies, but the witches are all limited runs, you’re probably not going to owe much more than a million or so dollars.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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