[Why does God not cure amputees?]
He does. They are called artifical legs.
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God, I asked of thee, please giveth my parrot a new leg, not one of them wooden contraptions, for he keeps falling of mine shoulder without his claws.
So the people who make these are God? Cool, I know God, if this is the case. I'm friends with him, in fact.
If that's his cure, he's not doing a very good job at providing them to people. There are many, many amputees in less-developed countries who don't have appropriate prosthetics - or any prosthetics at all. So he's not curing any of these people, is he?
As usual, the fundie takes our own accomplishments, gives the credit to an imaginary god, and claims the god exists because he was responsible for the accomplishment.
Here's a better question:
Little Johnny: Dear God, please help my aunt. She had cancer and had to get her nono parts amputated.
<Little Johnny: Dear God, please help my aunt. She had cancer and had to get her nono parts amputated.
Wow! My artificial leg is holy!!! Awesome! And there I was, thinking highly skilled medical professionals had made it for me. How silly I was.
Last time I checked, artificial limbs were man-made.
Thinking something man-made could be the work of god, you're siding with the antichrist. You're an heretic.
See you in hell !
Man, I love this holier-than-thou rant.
So if a gay person or a Satanist received a prosthetic that would imply that God approved of them ?
Equally, does that make the strap on dildo God's cure for erectile dysfunction ?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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