When your done with work do you rush to the television? do you watch a movie? is your life about your own vacations? Are you addicted to fishing and hunting? Must you pleasure yourself with drugs or masturbation? Does the fact that you call yourself a follower of Jesus and all you do is please yourself bother you? Is the fact that over 99% of the world is going to hell a reason that your time should be used on soul saving rather then enjoying yourself??
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What's the chapter and verse where Jesus said, "Thou shalt not enjoy thyself?"
If 99% of the world is going to hell, heaven's going to be fairly empty, isn't it? What makes you so confident that you're going to be among that particular 1%?
"Is the fact that over 99% of the world is going to hell a reason that your time should be used on soul saving rather then enjoying yourself?"
Nope. Since, based upon those odds, I would be wasting my time so I'm better off enjoying myself while I can.
Watch TV. Go fishing. Masturbate. Steal hubcaps, buy lottery tickets, learn to play the saxophone, do anything, anything at all , but for goodness sake stop that puerile idiocy known as "soul saving", which just annoys everyone you meet without accomplishing anything else. You'd prefer to be a pariah in the neighborhood, just so you can rack up imaginary get-into-imaginary-heaven points with your imaginary idol.
If 99% get to burn forever then why the fuck should they care what your psychotic god thinks, seeing as the plan is that people are punished for having the drives and interests god allegedly gave them?
Oh, and what makes you think you're part of the one percent, anyway?
I can't watch TV or movies, fish, hunt, go on vacation, or masturbate? What CAN I do?
@Ambulance Chaser: Pray to Jesus, go to church to pray to Jesus, work so that you can preach Jesus to other people, preach Jesus to other people on the street, occasionally sleep or eat if it is absolutely necessary. That's about it.
To be honest, hell sounds a lot more fun than heaven, which btw, I consider the true hell! No way in hell, I'd spend an eternity with the god crazies!
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I never called myself a follower of Jesus.
If 99 percent is f**ked anyway, why not enjoy ourselves while we can?
I do quite a bit of washing, cleaning, cooking, tending the garden, mending stuff, etc, besides enjoying myself, actually.
"Every spare minute, rush to work for the church."
Yes, many of them condemn us for having lives, then fuck off to their cottage.
Fundamentalists adopted the "delegating responsibility" method of management years ago. Give me your money and you guys go out and recruit and council the people while I enjoy myself.
“When your”
“done with work do you rush to the television?”
“do you watch a movie?”
“is your life about your own vacations?”
“Are you addicted to fishing and hunting?”
“Must you pleasure yourself with drugs or masturbation?”
“Does the fact that you call yourself a follower of Jesus and all you do is please yourself bother you?”
“Is the fact that over 99% of the world is going to hell a reason that your time should be used on soul saving rather then enjoying yourself??”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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