Today's Laugh 6-24-18
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[A bottle marked "Truth Spray" being sprayed in a woman's face - unclear if the woman is spraying herself or if it is being done by someone who is presumably Sarah Huckabee Sanders]
Woman: Sarah Huckabee Sanders, your Christian conservative common sense outrages my communist, anti-American sensibilities, the result of turning my back on the Bible. I know you're not a bigot like me. We need open borders because we have no message...
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Informed discussion taking place on this thread:
Robin Egg:
Mick Williams:
I cannot imagine having the unmitigated gall to ask this professional, sophisticated, Christian, high powered political figure to leave my restaurant. Of course, I love Sarah. I would have given her and her party the honor treatment. It would be an honor that they visited my humble establishment.
Trump Derangement Syndrome
So, when Kim Davis wouldn't do her fucking job and allow gays to marry, Huckabee and the Right were all over the woman's right to pick her ideology over the law.
TOO SUBTLE!!!
Dipshit.
Fuckabee Sanders had it coming, though if it was my restaurant I`d serve her all right, even get her some "special" ingredients on her order. Compliments of the chef and staff!
ps. You fashist fucks are doing nothing to their reputation, they will get much more than they`d lose with your vicious Yelp attack(I think it was family guy which first said that stupid people tend to use Yelp as a weapon). You have not the slightest idea how many folks will now flock there in support of the owner, hell once I get my citizenship I`ll definitely include it in my US road trip plans. So good luck with your "vengeace", morons.
So you're not allowed in because of who you are?
Now you know how it feels.
Donald Fart doesn't allow in certain people, Sarah Fuckabee isn't allowed in certain parts of the US.
Spread the word, normal, sane Americans.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Only Mick could be idiotic enough to depict Sanders, who plays apologist for and carries the water for the most dishonest compulsive lying president the US has ever had, holding a can of "Truth Spray"!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Holy Shit I seriously just had a belly laugh.
Maybe Sanders can spray something on that.
Or Sanders father tweeting a picture of MS13 and claiming it was Pelosi's new campaign support or some shit, trying just like Trump to smear all immigrants as violent "infesters", when it's been demonstrated even by right leaning "think tanks" like Cato Institute that immigrants in the US are far less likely to commit crime than residents? Raging lying bigots all of you.
Fuck You Mick.
I'd say it's the other way around. Our (cultural if not religious) Christian common senses get outraged by her anti-American bigoted sensibilities, not to mention all the LIES.
No-one is saying the borders should be completely open; there's a strong vetting system in place already.
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This seems relevant since, as Jocasta added some comments, some may remember the black men getting arrested at StarBucks, or the physical and verbal attacks on Sikhs and Muslims, or raging confrontations towards people who dare to speak another language in public around white "conservative" snowflakes.
The real difference being that Sanders was asked quietly and politely to come with the manager to speak privately where it was explained to her calmly and quietly why she was being asked to leave. That reason being they didn't want their restaurant to be associated with a lying bigoted administration. No scene, no cops, etc.
Then you have Mick bragging about "conservatives" getting even by creating phony reviews online. Nothing new there. Oh, and the completely unaffiliated Red Hen restaurant in New Jersey has been attacked with never ending phone calls, death threats, and online harassment because "conservatives" are regular geniuses.
What the real laugh is? That if this was a gay couple with a family sitting down to eat Mick and the rest of the mythologically deluded would be raging against any criticism of the owner's/manager's rights to refuse service due to their "deeply held beliefs".
Raging Lying Hypocritical Bigot.
"Christian conservative common sense outrages my communist, anti-American sensibilities,"
CULT
A call has just gone out to fucking stop tolerating these law breaking treasonous fucks, their media enablers and their collective Nazi attitude and I think that's about 6 months too late. I'm not saying all Repug reps but anyone that defends this perpetual liar has got to know it's totally unacceptable.
Oh look, yet another ragingly hypocritical "conservative" chimes in.
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Bill "You're a Pinhead" O'Reilly's whole shtick is based on "insulting people holding different political views". What a laugh.
Woman: "Sarah Huckabee Sanders, your anti-American Christian fundamentalist sensibilities outrages my common sense, the result of fundies claiming the Constitution is based on the Bible. I don't know if you're a beyond-hope bigot, but we have more options than just 100% Open Borders vs 100% Sealed Up Borders..."
I disagree with how Sarah Sanders was treated. I feel no one should be refused service.
That said Checkmate, Mick, and their followers would probably praise a restaurant that turned down a same sex couple like that.
Wouldn't a bottle of truth spray take off Hucksterbee's hand? After all, she's made of 100% total bullshit. She shouldn't even be able to touch it.
I wonder when Mick calls liberals “bigots” if he knows what the word means.
Of course he knows; it means people Mick doesn't like! But I'd bet Mick would claim that non-Christians are "bigoted" against the Christian religion.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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