"Men should be covered and not wearing skin-tight clothes. Though women are typically not stimulated by sight, as men are, our world has so perverted sensuality that now women are looking a men's form, and lusting after them."
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For crying out loud Randy, can you not do something useful with your ill-gotten influence, like inspiring your teenagers to go and do voluntary work with Christian Aid or something.
Normally Randy, but not in your case of course, I would say that someone who is so concerned with keeping children covered up has left suspicious marks on them. Obviously you would never do such a thing.
Though women are typically not stimulated by sight, as men are, our world has so perverted sensuality that now women are looking a men's form, and lusting after them.
Yep, women are doing this NOW. It's a new thing. Women in the past have NEVER looked at men's bodies and wanted to have sex with them.
How on Earth has this species survived up until now? I mean, to hear Bro. Randy preach it, it's only now with todays "lax morals" that men and women are lustified and sexually attracted to the sight of each other.
Did humans reproduce asexually before? Guess that explains the whole "virgin birth" concept, eh?
-pb
So until recently, women were asexual? Is he really that naive and ignorant? Somehow I doubt it.
Face it, women have sexual drives just like men do. Some are shy, some are perverted, many even masturbate [the shock and horror]. Women aren't the perfect angels lots of pop culture books and movies makes them out to be.
Though women are typically not stimulated by sight
Maybe not by the sight of you ...
Nothing has been perverted, Randy. Women do have a sex drive, you know, and whatever might be "typical" there are plenty who like to look. And what's wrong with finding somebody else attractive, anyway? A little bit of fantasy never hurt anyone.
@Finkel: Photoshopped? Whaddaya mean, Photoshopped? That doesn't look real to you? :)
Yeah, it's a 'shop job, although not a bad one considering I did it in about ten minutes, and my source material was way too small. I got here:
http://www.net-4-christ.org/randyross/st_home.htm
People want to have sex?
No shit!
In your case, though, abstain.
Please, for the good of the gene pool.
I like to wear my snug fit jeans with my sleeveless T-shirts and my cavalry boots. I leave my leather jacket spread over the handlebars of my scrambler,,, And show off my tattoos to all the fine and lovely ladies.
And those ladies are indeed "stimulated" by the sight of my masculine beauty. and Bro Randy only wishes he could be as sexy as myself.
Dude, even the BIBLE (see the book of Ezekiel) talks about women being turned on by men's bodies! This is not a new thing. Randy just wants so badly to believe it's unnatural because no woman in her right mind would lust after his "form."
And The Watcher, that picture was just unnecessary on so many levels. I think I have to go scrub my retinas with bleach now :)
Wow damn. You means women can't even LOOK at men without being thought of as sinful? Jeez, we can't do anything right as a gender, can we? Guess I'd better wear a blindfold when I go to see Disturbed then. Can't have my sinful wimmen eyes a-lustin' over David Draiman now, can we. Even if he is TEH GHEYZ and I don't possess a cock (unfortunately).
Human attraction is teh ebbil!1!!!!oneone
@The Watcher
&
Archangel_Lucifer
I had a moment of heterosexuality sweep over me just then!
Don't you ever post anything that gross ever again - at least not without a warning - think of the children - all those girls now growing up gay. All those boys whose ideas of masculinity are forever perverted....
will the species survive?
First time I've seen him, too. And, I hope, the last.
"Randy and Kellie began working in the bus ministry at their local church. It was while they were working with the bus kids that God also began to work and mold a desire in their hearts to train teens. "
Now that IS creepy.
I used to enjoy getting "the look" from women, even though I've never been one for tight-fitting clothes.
I must say, I had to giggle when just a couple of months ago I got "the look" from a rather attractive woman in a shop who was young enough to be my daughter. I mean, I'm 53 years old and many kilos above my ideal fighting weight, and on my weekends (when this happened) I usually just wear jeans and old t-shirts.
So, Randy, it's not only hunks in tight clothes who catch the eye of attractive women, even though it doubtless happens a lot more often to them than to a (married) suburban semi-slob like me.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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