When God created everything was very good, but the Fall made sin enter the earth and organisms became bad and corrupted. I am a scientist at AiG, so I know what I am talking about!!!!!!!!!
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I am a scientist at AiG, so I know what I'm talking about!!!!!!!
Then for all the reaching you do, you don't have an asshole...you have an assCRATER!
Thats not something to be proud of...
Thats like saying "I am a catholic, listen to me on population control issues!"
Real scientists don't say "trust me". We say "Hey guys, watch this!"
"Scientist" and "AIG" are mutually exclusive.
You know what you're talking about?
BTW, nine exclamation points indicate a desperate wish to make a lie believable.
AiG scientist= hilarious oxymoron!
Also, God made those good things with the capacity to Fall, so...is he dumb, or just evil? America decides!
Something I read somewhere that's a good point that creationists need to think about: Does God have, for example, a bladder? If so, does He pee? If not, and we're created in His image, why do WE have one?
I'm with Terry Pratchett on this one.
Yeah, lions are carnivorous because a human ate fruit from a magic tree.
Silly theist, myths are for kids.
You're either a scientist or you work at AIG. You can't be both.
Judging by your post, you have no fucking idea what you are talking about.
I am a scientist at AiG, so I know what I am talking about!!!!!!!!!
Least convincing.
I'm thinking that this is a Poe.
But, if it isn't...how does one measure the amount of sin in the earth? What units would you use?
Well, if he could show me something like reproducable experiments published in peer reviewed journals that show the correctness of his hypothesis I might be inclind to believe him ;)
Bad thing is, even if he had fossiles from before the fall they couldn´t get accepted, after all it is also the tactics of creationists/IDists to not accept any fossiles that prove macroevolution, therefore there would be no reason to establish double standards and accept fossiles that prove anything within the bible (if there were any, which, of course, isn´t the case)
Damn you! You nearly made my fry my monitor with my precious coffee! I had to choke on hot coffee after making the choice between laughing and spraying coffee all over my monitor and keyboard, or choking as I tried to restrain some heavy laughter.
... seriously... oh, and if you are a scientist, then I'm an intergalactic alien whore.
I was about ready to give up on life, but this post talked me off the ledge.
However, I am not saying which way.
". I am a scientist at AiG, so I know what I am talking about!!!!!!!!!"
You said it yourself- you work with AiG- so you DON'T know what you're talking about. Insta-fail!
A TRUE ScientistTM would have used TEN exclamation points.
And the fall didn't make sin enter the earth. God did. If god was more forgiving every little fucking thing wouldn't be a sin.
genesis science: has a pre-drawn conclusion, therefore it can not be science.
and also, if god is omnipotent and omnibenevolent, why doesn't he fix it?
please describe in scientific terms what the mechanism for the corruption due to sin is ?
is it quantitative i.e more sin = more corruption or what ?
please also explain the precise nature of sin ? chemical composition, a reliable test for its presence ?
I will wait here.
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