Evolution isn't even a real word. It means nothing. Inventions don't "evolve", transportation and communications don't evolve. The sun and moon are NOT evolving. No chemical elements surge upward: all radioactive material disintegrates. The universe is not integrating, it is exploding outward. [...]
Well, come on evolutionists show us a man evolve from a monkey. Let us observe it, since this is what science is. Let us observe a star evolve from hydrogen. Let us see a bird turn into a twix candy bar. Come on SHOW US HOW GREAT YOUR GOD OF SCIENCE IS.
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We'll show you that if you can show us inarguable proof that your god can raise a person from the dead. This person has to have been certified dead by an accredited doctor or coroner, and then observed under your prayers to see if he comes back to life.
SHOW US HOW GREAT YOUR GOD OF SCIENCE IS
Here's something really sad, I can actually explain how transportation and communications actaully did 'evolve'(in a sense they did) off the top of my head. But that's not really the sense the idiot should be arguing it it, that is not the truely scientific sense that most people believe.
Thou shalt not put the great god of science to the test. Oh, wait: Science has been put to the test, over and over, and has passed with flying colors. The fundy god, on the other hand ....
Jesus saves, give up. You have no idea what evolution means and, please, don´t keep saying more nonsense.
Well, nuclear fusion has been demonstrated in labs fusing hydrogen into helium. It releases tremendous amounts of energy in the spectra we observe coming from the sun. Thus, from the earth, it looks very much like the sun is fusing huge amounts of hydrogen into helium pretty constantly. While that could potentially be wrong, it isn't very likely to be, since we've been observing and testing it for decades.
1. Look up "evolution" in the dictionary to prove that it is, in fact, a real word.religion's schtick.
~David D.G.
OK, but first, show us how to make a woman out of a man's rib, show us a talking snake and show us you can live in a whale's stomach for three days.
My, but that is one retarded poster. He gets his ass handed to him by a few posters on the thread, then goes on to say further down:
umm..."Evolution isn't even a real word. It means nothing"
Evolution is indeed a real word, It means Unfolding or unwraping
"Inventions don't "evolve", "
Which is why automobiles still look like carriages without a horse in front
"transportation and communications don't evolve"
Not in the biological sense no, But we now use jet airplains and cell phones instead of steam locomotives and telegraph
It gets worse folks,,,
"Let us see a bird turn into a twix candy bar"
What the fuck? sure bub,, A bird turning into a candy bar is ... CREATIONISM!!
There is no "God of Science." That is why it is science. If science offends you so much, please stop using it; I'm sure it would appreciate the consideration.
I'm... beginning to doubt the sincerity of MANY of these posts now. If Carico is a troll, maybe my faith in humanity was justified, and I was right in thinking that no one could possibly be this stupid.
All right, I'm ignoring most of your post because you're obviously a lost cause if you think evolution means birds can turn into Twix.
Obviously, the argument concerning populations and large quantities of time is lost on this one, but what I find more amusing is that the demands he makes are never considered with regards to his own religion and his own god.
Science, which is just the observations of the natural world and the rules by which it operates and is not a god or intelligent entity of any kind, you pusillanimous failure of causality, put a man on the moon and cured all those diseases your god was too incompetent to do anything about. We live six times longer then "god" intended, can do things that would have had Jesus worshipping US if ever saw the wonders we have wrought, and in the end, god is dead. He was killed in a petri dish by a biologist working to cure leprosy. He was buried under a mountain of elves and unicorns, and was mourned only by the select few of his cultists who still cling to the notion that he was real, and not just their way of feeling good about being unrepentant assholes to the rest of the human race.
That answer enough for you, moron?
You've got this all wrong. Humans did not evolve from monkeys. Humans and monkeys evolved from a common ancestor, which wasn't a human or monkey. Also, we evolved over thousands of years, most likely in response to the environment at that time, making it impossible to "show you a man evolve from a monkey." Hydrogen is an element, not a living thing. Evolution does not apply to it. Twix candy bars are not living things. Again, evolution does not apply to it. And if want to see evidence of evolution occurring, check out Professor Lenskis E.coli experiment.
I can recall when "the net" was something you used when playing tennis or basketball, when "surfing" was something young men in California and Hawaii did at the beach and "google" referred to a number. In my lifetime, those terms have acquired new meanings. The English language has evolved.
“Evolution isn't even a real word”
“It means nothing.”
“Let us observe it, since this is what science is.”
“Let us observe a star evolve from hydrogen.”
“ Let us see a bird turn into a twix candy bar.”
“Come on SHOW US HOW GREAT YOUR GOD OF SCIENCE IS.”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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