I say we bring back the Witch Hunts! minus the brutal torture, just armed with our Swords and Faith
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/minus the brutal torture/
And then...
/just armed with our Swords and Faith/
So, what, pray tell, do you plan on doing with those swords of yours? Oh, I see, you're going to make it a quick killing, are you? Yeah, like that's SO much better. *eyeroll*
I wonder what they do when the people who are also armed not only with swords but with guns and explosives try to defend themselves?
Let's see their faith deflect a bullet, yes?
Oh, and from the same topic:
"why do all these people have "Pride" days and parades? why must they feel the overwhelming urge to brag and show off like this?
i mean, i know why, but i don't understand it.
its sooooo lame."
Because you know how Christians don't get Christmas or Easter off or anything...
And how Pride things dont even get the day off, they just celebrate.
Your problem is, witches aren't afraid of you any more, and a witch is actually more likely to own a sword than you would be. I think you should probably shut the fuck up and sit down before you start pissing us off any further.
But if you declare war on the witches, the atheists will probably side with them. And since there are a lot of atheist scientists, that means you'll be facing people who can make bombs and linear accelerators and shit like that. You don't want that.
Actually, I wish they would bring back the witch hunts, just as he/she/it says. It would be the bain of xianity, as the world would recognise what complete idiots they are.
If witches were real, the first thing _I_ would ask Lucifer (or Hecate) for is protection from witch hunts.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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