Wyatt_Junker #fundie freeconservatives.com

Keep this in mind though, I will only respect true Evos. A true evo 1) has to be a vegan. Otherwise they go against their belief system and become a Dahmer. and 2) Must have sex, at least at some point, with animals. They are just waiting for the crossbreed. And, they're legit too. The theory says as much. If numbers 1 and 2 are not followed, you are not an Evo.

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