'It must be awful, being a homophobe. Having to spend all that time obsessing about what gay people might be doing with their genitals. Seeing it in your mind, over and over again, in high-definition close-up. Bravely you masturbate, to make the pictures go away, but to no avail. They're seared onto your mental membranes. Every time you close your eyes, an imaginary gay man's imaginary penis rises from the murk, bowing ominously in your direction, sensing your discomfort. Laughing. Mocking. Possibly even winking. How dare they, this man and his penis? How dare they do this to you?
Obviously you can't fight the big gay penis in your head. It has no physical form, so you can't get a grip on it, much as you'd like to. You'd love to grab it and throttle it until it splutters its last. That might bring you closure. But no. So you do the next best thing. You condemn homosexuals in the real world. Maybe if they could just stop all this "being gay" business for 10 minutes, you'd get some respite from that scary headcock. It might shrivel away completely, leaving nothing behind. Except maybe a nice bit of bum.
No, dammit! Forget I said that! No bum either!'
-Charlie Brooker, from his column in "The Guardian".
We in FSTDT - certainly yours truly - have never beaten/raped/abused/harmed our wives. Why should we? We would never beat/rape/abuse/harm animals.
Have you ever had any Gay Impulses, [I]Can[/I]StumpTheTrump? (who refuses to register a screename: I wonder why...!?). Speaking as a straight man who has no problem with LGBT people, I can answer that extremely easily: No. Therefore it's impossible for that to be a 'Loaded' question.
I'm in a relationship with a magnificent lady whom I respect greatly. We have consenting sex at least twice a week. We choose to not marry, nor have kids, as is our democratic right. Therefore my answer to the following question is answered extremely easily: Yes. Have you also found a girlfriend, married her and had kids? Yes or No. As billions of men have already answered that question extremely easily, therefore it's impossible for that to be a 'Loaded' question II.
Your answer could greatly explain your mindset in this particular thread you've deigned to infect (but it doesn't have to be this way, as dogmatic fundie Christain Jerry says). How everyone here will perceive - and thus come to the only possible conclusion about you, certainly your masochism-based obsessive need to keep coming back here in a myriad of guises (but the same retarded BS) - wil speak volumes about you even if you refuse to answer with just a 'Yes' or 'No' (which I already have extremely easily. So what's your excuse, little daily-beaten bitch...?!). How everyone here will 'Read Between The Lines'; no 'Context' required.
http://www.fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=115402&Page=2#1896028
(After being asked by me if he'd ever had any Gay Impulses):
@Aunty-FSTDT (= FSTDT Doesn't Lie, FSTDT Doesn't Suck, Nameless Coward, Tuppenceha'penny, CanStumpTheTrump)
"One time Moose. It doesn't count. It was one time"
The prosecution rests.
I see in CSTTSTDT's case a Closet so Armoured, it makes Fort Knox seem like a storage unit just after the security guard nicknamed 'Green Mile 'has bolt cutter-ed the padlock off it in "Storage Hunters". You certainly prove that Freud was right all along.
