Even better, billions of billions of times better than having Trump sworn in, would be the Rapture occuring with Trump and family coming with us!!
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"the Rapture occuring with Trump and family coming with us!"
Then Trump fires God, takes over Heaven and runs it like a business.
Yes yes, have the rapture happen before Trump is sworn, and have him and Pence raptures. The people left behind are the ones who got the better deal.
Though you really think Trump is born again like you are? Really? He's the least christian president ever.
Having you, Trump, and his entire family get ruptured would be wonderful. Oh, you said RAPTURE. That would be good too.
...and his VP Mike Penis too? Just as good.
But as he's a Catholic, enjoy your paradox, Ruptured Retards.
Trump couldn't care less about religion either way, I'd say.
Don't the Bible say something about divorced people getting married?
I'd say he's definitely destined for a much lower and hotter place, where is orange hue will be almost imperceptible.
What's it like to live with these people, to grow up in this world? Constant orders to behave, work hard, be patriotic and be respectful and pure, only to see them elevate lying garbage like Trump, Huckabee, Palin or shit like Nugent to admired idols.
No wonder they can't think straight when the contradictions of their religion spreads into their politics and everyday life.
Donald Fart's gonna have to be little thicker than a human hair to be able to enter the kingdom of Heaven; Obama has far more chance of being saved.
John Glenn is in Heaven now.
Tim Peake is already saved, then. [/International Space Station]
To actually experience being 'Raptured' you'd have to be as rich as Ubuntu creator Mark Shuttleworth.
So enjoy your paradox, Ruptured Retards. And Wiggy.
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