I honestly don't care about your rights. If it were up to me, all Atheists would be burnt at the stake and or cast into a river with weights tied to their ankles and or placed before the firing squad, etc etc etc.
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Huh. If it were up to me , even people like you, with homicidally intolerant proclivities, and beliefs I find ludicrous, would not be oppressed.
Have a nice day. ^_^
I wonder how fast this guy's attitude would shift if he were to face the prospect of a fascist state in which he wasn't on the side calling the shots.
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Oh, and Tempus, regarding your comment:
"The New Pope leaves a bad taste in my mouth. I want Pope Classic back."
If my keyboard locks up after my helplessly spraying it with a mouthful of my morning Coke, I'm sending you the bill.
~David D.G.
Well, Apologist, you have a lot for which to apologize.
One of the keys to a free and functional society is caring for the rights of others.
If it were up to me, you and your pals would have an epiphany in which you gained both some compassion for others and some intelligence.
There's another thread where he's trying to defend a strict, literal view of the Constitution, which is strange, since he wants to do away with it anyways.
So... atheists should be brutally and unjustly murdered like "witches" and "heretics" were hundreds of years ago?
I do not wish death upon you or any of your kin, Apologist, but you can go fuck a meatgrinder.
Don't forget, Fox News watchers: there's a war against Christianity! If we count those atheists as actual persons, why, it'll be an unforgivable infringement on the rights of Christians! Oh, the horror!
<<< If it were up to me, all Atheists would be burnt at the stake and or cast into a river with weights tied to their ankles and or placed before the firing squad >>>
This is why it will never be up to you. Go play in a mine field, asshole.
Spitfire , are you wanting to be quoted because you're fundy or friendly? If friendly, come on over to the boards (link is at the top of this homepage). If fundy, we'll all just wait to see what drops out of your mouth, I guess.
Spitfire, a sense of humour alone (well, a "normal" one, anyway, not say of the "atheists burning in hell is inherently funny" variety) pretty much rules you out for a mention on this site - it requires by default an ability to look at a situation from a detached viewpoint, and to highlight glaring errors, ironies, etc in order to construct the sense of amusement. By comparison, the average person who gets listed here can't see any viewpoint but their own and is mentally conditioned to suppress or ignore logical fallacies, etc.
Add to that the fact that you're talking to us in a calm, non-offensive way on this board, and I'd say you're well in the clear. Don't forget, it's not any particular belief we ridicule here, just blind adherence and/or other actions which involve a relinquishment of some aspect of humanity (rationality, reason, self-determination, compassion, morality, etc) that we consider healthy and "normal".
Apologist, in addition to being the polar opposite of "healthy" or even "normal" by Catholic standards, is a textbook case of this blind adherence you describe. I am probably as alarmed as any of you are, I think this kind of attitude towards authority, zealotry to the point of renouncing any personal responsibility, has played a major role in the Catholic Church's getting itself into the mess it is in today.
You may want to have a look at this thread if you miss Apologist, you would probably find it amusing and/or surreal:
http://www.theologyonline.com/forums/showthread.php?t=29571
And if it were up to me, I would strap you to a chair and force you to watch footage of the Holocaust executions while a man dressed like Jesus peels your penis like a bananna.
Who's wish will come true, I wonder...
I honestly don't care about your rights. If it were up to me, all Christians would be burnt at the stake and or cast into a river with weights tied to their ankles and or placed before the firing squad, etc etc etc.
Fix'd.
Actually, I rather suspect that type might put pagans next in line for execution (shudder), given how dedicated some fundies seem to be in converting Jewish youth (secretly and right out from under their parents, too). We pagans, however, represent a bigger threat to their fragile little egos because, you know, we all (allegedly) worship Satan and Harry Potter and a whole host of diabolical demons and fallen angels, and dabble in The Occult, as well as Other Things Man Was Not Meant to Know.
So, I give this specimen this knowledge:
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And if needs be, I'll happily use it to fight for my own life, those of my fellows, and the freedom of religion this nation was founded on.
hmmm...this is kinda awkward but...ah...you see...since that whole crucafix incident i myself have embraced the athiest beliefs so....gee, awkward....so il pass your little rant onto my father....although he isnt all that pleased with you right now, apparently you've been looking a little jewish as of late!
apparently this guy wants to be burnt at the stake and or cast into a river with weights tied to their ankles and or placed before the firing squad, etc etc etc.
well if he is a christian he should realiza that jesus said in a nutshell treat otehrs how you would like to be treated
*sigh*
fundies never learn
Then he'd have to kill himself too, since he's atheist to just one less god than the rest of us.
But hey, we should stop being bigoted toward these christians and more tolerant. I mean, all they want is to worship freely as well as hold down, torture and kill the rest of us. Is that too much to ask?
what's so wrong about being an atheist? being an atheist doesnt necessarily mean you worship satan, it just means that you dont believe in god. Its not like any atheists are hurting you dipshit. Just because you dont believe in god doesnt mean you are a mass murderer or anything. And if that is the case, then wouldnt you be classifying yourself as an atheist for killing all those atheists you hypocritical turd? Grow up dumbass.
well I mean as pleasant as that sounds, it seems like so much work, why don't you just grab you bible beat yourself senseless until you think that happens, its funny and other people can help you do it when you love what brain power you have to move you arms
please. lock yourself in your house atop the flat earth you live on and dont ever come out. youre so ignorant it makes me think you never actually went to school. NEVER. if you dont care about my rights then you are treasonous and possibly psychotic. i dont care about your rights either. id love to see the look on your face when a police officer puts you in jail for no reason and tells you he doesnt care about your rights. there is a separation of church and state my friend. this is not a christian nation, this is a free nation. and if you dont like that then please, feel free to leav the country
God doesnt teach us to hate. Its good you have your beliefs but you shouldnt wish upon someones death just to bring yourself happiness. Thats almost just as simple minded as the murderers, rapist, and drug dealers themselves.
You can't blame him, that's what Jesus said he would do in Matthew 18:6, Mark 9:42, and few more gospels, although without the guns.
I am a Liberal Christian. I have a friend who is a Moderate Atheist. We respect eachothers opinions. When we talk, sparks inevitably fly. It's entertaining.
The person who wrote this comment is a paranoid freak who is certainly not a real christian and probably has no real friends.
you're born only 400 years to late for the inquisition ,I am an atheist but even I know your bible is telling you to be kind to all people. And that's about the only good thing that's in that book.
you know believing is the easy way you just follow the things they tell you.
not believing is way harder but more satisfying you can find the things that are truth your self on base of scientific evidence.
ok maybe you don't "belief" in the scientific way,but then you better become an amish . because science is the thing responsible for progress.
will you stil belief if your mother dies in a stupid car crash,does a caring god do that, taking lives? than your god most be a bastard,do you want to belief in a bastard?
give me an
A for the right for abortion
E for the right for euthanasia
G for equal rights For gay people
E for evolution
and by the way I've the I am human box to.
I hope I didn't offend you to much but the truth can heart somethimes.
You're clearly no Christian because forgiveness is one of the central rules of Christianity, remember? Read the bible, retard, there's no such thing as death penalty.
Speaking as a Christian, how can you say such a thing???
My god, and Jesus, teach peace, love, and forgiveness. What makes you think that God will approve of you killing others because they have their own beliefs? God gave us FREE WILL! Why kill them anyways? If you let them live, maybe they will eventually turn to God. Instead, you want to kill them eternally damn them.
It is people like YOU that are making Christianity look bad. It is people like YOU that are driving Christians to become Athiests in the first place...
soo kind of like the salem witch trials, but atheists have no concern for any dark spiritual power to even scare these people. KILL HIM HE DOESN'T BELIEVE. wait, why did we colonize america again and who was seeking spiritual freedom?
Yet you believe killing people and hurting them is good becuase they believe in something different?
You really think your god wants that? Hell no.
I hope you get slapped with a fish and a reality check.
sounds to me like your religion has you in violent manner toward anyone that does not support your veiws......is that what christianity is about???? remove anyone by any means possible that do not conform to your ideas??? lol your just proof that christianity is pathectic joke of religion with know morals what so ever:) enjoy heaven LOL while im basking in the fires of hell living it up and sexing it up with all the other guys i want!!!!! funny, laughable, i feel embarresed for you people LOL LOL LOL
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
If it were up to me, people who believe that they are better than us....up on your pretty thrones, hoping to blow Christ....I'd smite all of you. Every single one of you.
You are not an "Apologist"; you're someone who thinks they're better than the rest.
Well, fuck you.
Luke 15:
"there will be more joy in heaven over one sinner who repents, than over ninety-nine righteous persons who need no repentance . . . "
Ooops, we were going to let them repent but then we accidentally burnt them, dumped them in the river and then shot them all. Sorry about that Lord.
This comment and others like it are what give us the motivation to go on. Not all fundies are like this, but there are plenty who are, and even one of them, in charge of even one small sector of authority, will spread untold misery.
did God want you to reject others because theyre something you're not? atheists are what they are, they're not horrible people you people think they are. i have a friend who is atheist, and he is very nice. he is the exact opposite of what horrible people you think atheists are. they are not hating on God or anything, they simply dont believe in a god or gods.
Its sad to see hatred like this.
If only they had some kind of spiritual leader; someone who would tell them to do things like love their neighbor and turn the other cheek and love their enemies. *cough*
Talisman, your an idiot. I don't think "God" ever says to kill Atheists; and if the Bible does say that, its just so narrow minded people like you don't get your mind changed from the smart people of the world.
Yeah...cuz that's what Jesus would do considering he tells you to love thy neighbor. Did he ever say "Love thy neighbor...unless he's atheist"
I think that this should be thought about long and hard because even I, who is not atheist, think this is terrible to talk about killing another person. ESPECIALLY because thou shall not kill
That's right! Because Jesus ALWAYS cast the first stone! You remember what he did with that hooker he "saved"? Yeah, that's right, he banged her right to hell (or perhaps heaven if he was hung at all). LOL.
some apologist you are. if it were up to me, i'd put all the stupid people on an island and let them do whatever the fuck they wanted, unfortunately, this was done in africa, and spread all over the fucking world. nowhere is safe now.
I honestly don't care about your rights. If it were up to me, organized religion would crumble. The righteous would be executed in the bloodiest, slowest, most painful fashion possible.
But first, I would kill your friends, and your family, and everything you've ever loved.
But that's just me.
..Well if it were up to me, all Christians, that wanted to burn all Atheists at the stake and or cast into a river with weights blah blah.. well they'd get fucked up the arse with their bibles.. seriously. laaame.
:| once again we are faced with a VERY hypocritical statement. From what i know, aren't Christian people supposed to be loving and caring etc etc etc, but yet, you still say that you would KILL a fellow human being because their views are different, because some 'God' told you to do so, so you could 'be a better person'. Quite frankly you're just as bad as any serial killer, rapist, child molester etc etc etc
People who are like YOU should be the ones locked up in prison, and quite frankly, if you believe in a book that has absolutely no evidence to back it up your VERY deluded and it seems to me its becoming more of a cult than a religion nowadays.
I half expected it to end with,
Love and Peace,
a Christian.
THOU SHALT NOT KILL... unless they are a different color, sex, or pray to a different diety, or none at all.
the original translation of that commandment.
So, you would kill anyone who does not believe in YOUR religion. Interesting. That makes you a terrorist you know.
No better than al Queda - killing for God is CRAZY no matter what "religion" it comes from. Congratulations on being an official nut job. Quick, go burn a few witches at the stake!
okay, for one, shut the fuck up, go die in a fucking ditch. you don't deserve to live. if you dont shove youre religion into people's faces they wont have a problem with you but if you do otherwise of course they'll snap back!
by the way, it says in the bible thou shall not kill.
And that, my friends, is how the christians "converted" us, and why the bible is regarded as the crock of hypocritical bullshit is truly is.
Mhm , Atheists are willing to put up with the bullshit you dish out , and you wan to burn them , and cast them into rivers ? I thought your so-called "god" was supposed to be loving !
What ever happened to:
Love on another as I have loved you- Jesus Christ
Thou shalt not kill- Ten Commandments
Love thy neighbor as you love thyself- Jesus Christ
Hypocrites
So as an extension, you'd want everyone who didn't follow your beliefs shot? Wow... thats just pathetic. What are you? Hitler incarnate? This is the UNITED STATES of AMERICA. Not some backwater christian community in eastern Europe or the middle east. We ALL have rights. I don't infringe on yours and you don't infringe on mine. Besides, try to set me up against a firing squad and I'll shoot back =)
"I honestly don't care about your rights. If it were up to me, all Atheists would be burnt at the stake and or cast into a river with weights tied to their ankles and or placed before the firing squad, etc etc etc."
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ATHIEST NEIGHBOR: Come quick, there's a Christian outside!
ATHIEST MOM: We'll be right there!
The athiest couple quickly put on a pair of black robes and hoods. They then exit the house, and run into the street, where a Christian is nailed to a large, wooden X. He is being burned alive. A crowd of athiests stand around him, all wearing black robes and hoods.
RANDOM ATHIEST: Damn you, Christian! We hate you! We claim to be tolerant of all religions. But we really hate your's! That's because we athiests are hypocritical like that! Die, Christian!
THE END
Scary, isn't it?
I don't care how hypocritical this is of me to say: If it were up to me, I would strangle IIDB with my own hands, then just before their death, put my penis in their mouth, therefore having them sin before God.
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