I don't commit Onanism and neither does Kirk [Cameron]. Stop projecting your own sick behaviors onto us.
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I don't commit Onanism and neither does Kirk [Cameron]. Fap-fap-fap-fap... Stop projecting your own sick behaviors onto us. Fap-fap-fap-fap...
Ok, I'll see myself out now...
I don't commit Onanism and neither does Kirk [Cameron]
...and you know this, how, exactly?
Considering this weirdo's obsession with his god's junk, I'm not the slightest bit surprised that he has intimate knowledge of Bananaman's boyfriend's jerk off habits. He probably enjoys recounting all the salacious details in his head, every night.
Sayeth the one who bangs on & on about a 'Holy Righteous Penis'. [/Freud]
Besides, there are only two people who possess such a weapon: Capt. James T. Kirk: the source of all Awesomeness in the universe, and George Zimmer: Founder & CEO of Men's Wearhouse.
I Guarantee It.
...and you could project onto theirs. As theirs are so huge, even IMAX-format films are like 8mm in comparison.
@ DarkPhoenix
Ever heard the saying about how there are only two kinds of people who masterbate?
Let me guess... people who do it and people who lie about doing it?
You know masturbation is that one funny thing which everyone does or has done in their life but everybody pretends they don't and make fun of other people for doing.
I've seen that shit Kirk Camerons Christy act for about a decade now, always over compensating. Culminating in Saving Christmas : The most "misleading, dishonest, badly acted, propagandic, pointless and stupid" movie ever made, or shorter: Worst Movie Ever.
I wouldn't trust him an inch or put anything past him.
Let me guess... people who do it and people who lie about doing it?
That's the one ;)
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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