I have two children. My daughter stands firm on her faith because she has taken what we taught her and has made it her own. My son, on the other hand, did not make those biblical teachings his own. He goes to church...reads his Bible....but his hair is longer now, his music has changed, his soon-to-be wife (Oct 5) wears pants... He has swallowed the lie of the devil that it is ok to be more like the world.
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So the great Mrs Debbie isn't perfect then.
Perhaps she will shut the Feck up with all her moralising now that the world knows she isn't the perfect mother.
Long hair!!! Pants!!! Music!!! Distraceful. I blame the parents.
What a truly unpleasant woman. And what a truly unpleasant God she seems to believe in. Why would God give a flying fuck what you wear, what you do with your hair, or what instruments are used in the music you like?
read the rest of the thread - people whinging because their churches don't anylonger reflect their perfect ideas of what Xianity is!
And so many longing for "biblical" traditions. Pity they don't have to live by biblical medical and technological standards.
As to "Mrs Debbie", possibly one of the most opinionated and obnoxious women who DARE to have an opinion and preach it, I'm surprised she hasn't had her daughter-in-law to be "removed" as an obvious bad influence on her rebellious son...
Take heart, Debbie, for at least one of your children has turned out alright.
Hint: It's not your daughter...
Sounds to me like your son is the strongest Christian in the family, not afraid of outside influences that may challenge his faith. You and your daughter have weak faiths that must be unchallenged and can withstand no personal life outside your "hothouse" church existence. You should try to become stronger in your faith.
Oh NOES, I can't have him under my complete control any more!
Hah, av that you mental bint
I have two children.
Only TWO ?! Burn in hell, you barren wretch.
He has swallowed the lie of the devil
Eech. Do you blow your husband with that mouth?
-pb
Little House On The Prairie was cancelled years ago you psycho. Sounds like your son might actually break the chain of your insanity, I say, best of luck to him and his pants wearing wife. As for you, go die on a cross or something.
So, you only love the children that turn out just like your nutjob ass?
I feel sorry for your daughter that has turned out like you, all that bible-beating probably didn't help her much and she's desperately seeking your approval. Your son seems to have escaped your intelligence black-hole, but I especially feel for his new wife, who you will no doubt berate and nag and generally be a bitch to.
If, of course, you aren't Bro. Handy.
@pbagosy
<I>Eech. Do you blow your husband with that mouth?</I>
This is the wife of Bro Randy under discussion...
Is there really anything she could ever say that would befoul her mouth more than contact with that partially decomposed whale?
Mrs. Debbie, your son... what can I say? He has a clue. As for your daughter, I hope she's posting looking for gangbangs on craigslist and plotting out a course to a college education. (A real one, not a Bible college.)
If your son can do it, there's hope for your daughter Debs. Now, get off the internet and back to the kitchen, bitch!
Shock! Horror! His fiancee (wife now?) wears pants AND his taste in music has changed!
Er, not too many blokes old enough to marry still listen to the music they enjoyed when they were, like, five years old.
His wife wears PANTS.
Jesus, come quickly!
Religous but not as extreme as you
Longer hair
Different music
May get married soon
Wife to be wears pants
More like those around him than you are.
Is there something evil here.
Pants are widely worn by women normal, not cross dressing.
Mabey this guy is so fat he is like a small planet (world)!
Just kidding he sounds perfectly normal.
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