Begin forming local units of C.A.G - the Christian Army of God. Organize at the platoon level. Use a blue tunic (like a towel with a hole in the middle) with a gold cross on it as a uniform. Adhere to the Geneva Conventions on the Articles of War for the treatment of POW's. Assign leaders with prior military experience and be prepared to move this year in late September or early October after the stock market crashes (the Shemitah).
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Bring it on.
*grabs popcorn*
"Use a blue tunic (like a towel with a hole in the middle) with a gold cross on it as a uniform."
And don't forget: A large cooking pot would make a lovely helmet -- or you could just wrap your head in tinfoil like usual.
Assign leaders with prior military experience and be prepared to move this year in late September or early October after the stock market crashes (the Shemitah).
What has the performance of the stock market got to do with whether Jewish farmers allow their land to lie fallow for a year out of seven? And how does that help your paramilitary mob?
Mr. Wilson, you do realize, don't you, that quite a few of us "filthy godless heathens" are willing and able to shoot back at you in the event you declare war upon us?
*glances down at the Glock 21 that is even now holstered on his thigh* That's right, armchair tough guy. Just as the First Amendment doesn't apply solely to Christians, you Buybull-thumpers aren't the sole champions of the Second Amendment, either. To borrow the words of anothga in this very thread: bring it on.
Speaking of anothga, might I please share your popcorn? I've got some soda to share in return, if you'd like.
These sort of people scare me. I mean really, really, scare me.
How can you be so hateful and deluded that you not only desire to kill those who have differing opinions, but actually think you can get away with it?
Reading screeds like this make me worried that some say soon I'll be listening to the radio and hear a report of some attempted insurrection that went horribly wrong.
A...TOWEL...with a, with a HOLE IN THE MIDDLE...?
BWAHAHAHAHAHA.
God, that is funny!
Ahem. Oh, you meant it? Sorry.
So, the CAG is set to interfere with Jade Helm's endgame following the GC AoW, especially for POWs.
Don't forget to bring a towel indeed. Was this a 2 or 3 joint idea?
I know this is old, but I have to reply. Bullshit on his description of a tunic. Even the Roman version had sleeves and was much more complicated than what he describes. Depending on shape he means either a poncho or tabard, which would still require more clothing, even if it's made of bulletproof towels.
Are you still waiting in your towels with frayed holes in them?
Well, at least you know about the Geneva Conventions...
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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