When I heard this, my first thought was that Obama is a living, breathing, walking "sin." Unlike us, who are sinners, he is sin itself (not calling him the AC). He wades through our country, touching people, touching governments, schools, most industries, infecting everyone and every thing he touches. And if that's not bad enough, he leaves a wake of corruption to prolong his contagion into future generations. Come quickly, Lord Jesus.
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Yeah, how dare he... End wars. And pass economy-saving stimulus bills. And run down the deficit to half. And pass universal health care. And end DADT.
Argh. No. Stop. Please. No more.
Unlike us, who are sinners, he is sin itself (not calling him the AC).
Bullshit! Isn't that what the Antichrist is?
Come quickly, Lord Jesus.
Then you have to blow harder, Carla!
Just admit it, Carla, you think he's hot. You want him touching you .
@Meeeh, blow not suck? I've been doing it all wrong!
Ooh, he's black and he's touching stuff.
As one of the people (or within a chromosome of being a person) who brought us Bush and his Dick, I'd think you would want to be more careful about accusing others of leaving a wake of corruption.
"Come quickly, Lord Jesus."
We also wish he'd hurry and pick you up. I mean, I can understand why he drags his feet and tries to stretch his last moment of calm, but we really need to have you out of our feet so we can clean up the place.
"Come quickly, Lord Jesus."
Look, I know you guys are pent up on sex, but shouldn't Jesus be allowed a little foreplay first?
This is a heavy case of judging someone. that's a sin. It's expressly forbidden. Hypocrisy much?
As to the AC, whatever happened to the DC, or is it a case of the AC in DC?
@Xotan: Huh, that brings a new light to the name. AC/DC - Antichrist/er...Deichrist? Dudechrist?
doesn't stop them from being a terrible band
Why is there never any evidence for this "corruption?" It's not like he had people break into the offices of his political rivals and plant eavesdropping devices, sold arms to our enemies in order to circumvent a law passed by Congress to fund a war in Central America, or passed something unconstitutional ironically called the PATRIOT act which allows the government to eavesdrop on any & all Americans without a search warrant (all done by fine, upstanding, Republican presidents).
Ooh, he's black and he's touching stuff.
Yeah it's like they're afraid the black will rub off on everything he touches.
If what you say is true, Jesus will be here tomorrow if not today. However, if what you say is false or is just wishful thinking, then Jesus won't be here for many, many years. Your best hope in that case would be for your great,great,great,great, .... loads of greats ...., great, grandchildren. That is if your line succeeds that far.
If you're still here by the weekend, then your future looks grim.
Just want to make sure that I'm not going too far, you know. I'm not calling him the antichrist. He's just sin personified. Besides, calling him the AC is not really very creative. It's been done to death. Better to compare him to a rat or something. Oh, whoops, did the Nazis already have copyright on that one? No worries, no one reading this has that much knowledge of history. I am the literary queen of RR!
If that was your first thought, please don't bother having a second one. Thinking really doesn't suit you.
Giving Lord Jesus a blowjob, on the other hand, may suit you perfectly. But why are you rushing the poor guy?
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