One close friend had told us that when she threw out her Ouija board in the trash outside, it found its way back to her bed. Another friend had mentioned that when her and her friend were cautioned about the Ouija board, that they burned it, and the most foul smell came from the fire, and the fire was green and orange - See more at: http://whygodreallyexists.com/archives/ouija-boards#sthash.U9nCePDZ.dpuf
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Yes, and when I participated in a Ouija board session at school, a spirit used the glass to tell the group 'JUSTIN IS A WANKER'. So you see, it was obviously a sex demon who'd been watching me in my private moments, and not one of the other lads having a laugh or anything like that.
One close friend had told us that when she threw out her Ouija board in the trash outside, it found its way back to her bed.
Props to the sibling who did this.
Who is "us"? Do you have a tapeworm?
Let's look at this fascinating story through the lens of Occam's Razor. Perhaps someone of a thrifty mindset brought the board back into the house? Perhaps the friend is a through-going bullshit artist eager to impress you with a spooky tale, like kids do at summer camp?
As for the burning, some cheap paints are made with noxious chemicals that flare and give off sulphur dioxide when burned.
It is not difficult to find this information. I googled "paints that stink when burned." I just hope your life or the life of a loved one never depends on having a critical mind.
One close friend had told us that when she threw out her Ouija board in the trash outside, it found its way back to her bed.
Bullshit. Unless someone else in the house saw it in the trash and thought she threw it out by mistake.
they burned it, and the most foul smell came from the fire
It's not just made of wood, it's also been painted and varnished. So you're going to get some stinky chemical smoke.
Seriously, though, an Ouija board is just a fucking piece of wood with letters painted on it. They don't contain any special magical or demonic properties. It's actually amusing to see people get so worked up over them.
...Ouija board, that they burned it, and the most foul smell came from the fire, and the fire was green and orange
Yeah, plastic and glue will do that.
> Another friend had mentioned that when her and her friend were cautioned about the Ouija board, that they burned it, and the most foul smell came from the fire, and the fire was green and orange
You think that's bad?! Try microwaving a CD!
And if you could prove any of that you could be a million dollars richer, thanks to James Randi.
Since you haven't done that, I'm going to go with everything you said is complete bullshit.
One close friend had told us
One close friend told me that Thor once went down on her and gave her the most earth-shattering orgasms she'd ever had... doesn't make it fucking true, no matter how much anyone claims it does.
"that they burned it, and the most foul smell came from the fire, and the fire was green and orange"
I hate to break it to your gullible mind but those colours and that smell are the result of something very ordinary!
IT'S CALLED INK MORN!
One close friend had told us that when she threw out her Ouija board in the trash outside, it found its way back to her bed. That was the year after she ran off the road in her RV having left the driver's seat after setting the cruise control.
She INSISTED it should've worked; she'd seen it in that '80s TV show Knight Rider. And she got VERY confused when told that Cruise Control is NOT the same as KITTs Auto Cruise.
“One close friend had told us that when she threw out her Ouija board in the trash outside, it found its way back to her bed.”
“ Another friend had mentioned that when her and her friend were cautioned about the Ouija board, that they burned it, and the most foul smell came from the fire, and the fire was green and orange”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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