[On Doritos Rainbows]
We elected a Muslim president who right now, at this very moment, is flooding America with tens of thousands of ISIS war fighters. Obama calls them Muslim migrants, and they are being shipped to every state in our nation. What you are now seeing in Europe is only a very short time away from being an everyday reality here in America. Have you ever read how God judged nations in the Bible? He raised up other nations against them. What’s that, you say? You cannot imagine America overrun with Muslims and beheadings happening daily on our streets? Just think about that while you break open a nice, big bag of Doritos Rainbows chips. Just think about the myriad of health issues with artificial rainbow-colored food items.
“And he looked toward Sodom and Gomorrah, and toward all the land of the plain, and beheld, and, lo, the smoke of the country went up as the smoke of a furnace.” Genesis 19:28 (KJV)
So eat up, America, stuff your face with cancer-causing junk food that glorifies the Satanic LGBT Agenda, force the states to perform same-sex sodomite marriage ceremonies, and keep killing millions of babies each year and sell their limbs for financial gain.
Because Judgement Day is coming.
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You know Islam forbids LGBT stuff, right?
Sodom & Gomorrah was destroyed for being places full of literal psychopaths who raped, murdered visitors on a regular basis and who were basically greedy slimeballs.
Imagine twin-cities where literally every single citizen is basically Ted Bundy.
"We elected a Muslim president
Finally, someone who acknowledges that Chester A. Arthur was a secret Muslim! Release the birth certificate, Chet!
"who right now, at this very moment, is flooding America with tens of thousands of ISIS war fighters."
Why can I not read this sentence without envisioning thousands of mujahadeen scattering across the border at triple speed while "Yakkity Sax" plays?
"Because Judgement Day is coming."
Welp, I'll just move the little plastic Jesus a couple days ahead on my "Rapture Calendar," and I should be all set for your little "End o' the Woild"-gasm.
FFS, people, it's corn flour and food dye, not the unholy spawnlings of Yog-Sothoth.
@#1867482 Those comments had me rolling!
Incidentally, Doritos are the spawn of Tsathoggua. Yog-Sothoth has his tentacles full spawning Cheetos.
In case you didn't know, we use those baby parts to make Ranbow Doritos. We serve them at our Ghey Nazi Communo-socialist World Domination Agenda meetings, along with finger sammiches, ambrosia and mimosas.
Hello member of a brother organization.
We of the Homosexual-Feminist-Nazi-Athiest-Liberal-Commie-Socialist-Catholic-Pagan-Muslim Mafia welcome you and offer an alliance in the dealing of human flesh. We have fresh kindergartener corpses to offer in trade for your baby parts and three tons of Rainbow Flesh Doritos.
Our Goddess Squirrel Girl and her loyal lieutenant/best friend/wife Death of the Endless offer you good prices
First off in Islamic countries homosexuals are routinely killed. Second if God would bring all other nations against a country going against his word, first off we were despised under Bush. And other Christian theocracies are opposed by other nations. So by your standard, God wants us secular, homosexuals to have equal rights, and did not like a fundie being president
Because Judgement Day is coming.
* y a w n * Could you please be a little more specific? I have a pretty solid schedule coming up, and I don't want to miss it.
Thanks.
OK, my question is where did this site come from? First I saw of it was yesterday.
@Fundie Vision Inc
"We elected a Muslim president who right now, at this very moment, is flooding America with tens of thousands of ISIS war fighters."
"You cannot imagine America overrun with Muslims and beheadings happening daily on our streets?"
vs.
" that glorifies the Satanic LGBT Agenda, force the states to perform same-sex sodomite marriage ceremonies"
- that does not figure. You are aware that islamic fundamentalism (aka the guys who make up Daesh and who are theones behind the beheadings) are extremly hostile towards homosexuality?
"We elected a Muslim president who right now"
- where does this bunk that Obama where a Muslim even come from? Has there ever even been a shred of evidence for that?
"and keep killing millions of babies each year and sell their limbs for financial gain."
- and that is plainly a lie.
<You cannot imagine America overrun with Muslims and beheadings happening daily on our streets? Just think about that while you break open a nice, big bag of Doritos Rainbows chips.>
Okay. Pause here for a moment....
No? Somehow I didn't think so. Next time, try making a wild assertion that has at least a tiny possibility of maybe being believeable.
We elected a Muslim president who right now, at this very moment, is flooding America with tens of thousands of ISIS war fighters.
How do you “flood” a country with over 300 million residents with a number of people that is four orders of magnitude smaller?
Obama calls them Muslim migrants, and they are being shipped to every state in our nation.
So, 200 to 1800 “war fighters” per state on average. Wow, what a flood of people
keep killing millions of babies each year and sell their limbs for financial gain.
The more you keep repeating this long debunked lie, the more people will realize that you are a lying liar. So, keep on telling it, please.
You elected a Christian President. The ones flooding America with Syrians (most of which are fleeing FROM Daesh) are al-Assad, Putin, Erdogan, and Daesh. But most of the fleeing Syrians are still in the Middle East (Lebanon, Turkey, Iraq, and Syria itself). Ronnie’s and Dubbya’s buddies, the Saudis, has accepted few or none refugees.
What you see in Europe? You mean universal health-care, cheap higher education, fewer killed by guns, etc?
I can imagine America overrun with Christians and killings and scalpings happening daily on the streets. Oh wait, that's not imagination, that's history.
The Daesh routinely throws gays from roof-tops. The LGBT Agenda is at war AGAINST Daesh, stupid.
Geoffrey Grider: "What’s that, you say? You cannot imagine America overrun with Muslims and beheadings happening daily on our streets? Just think about that while you break open a nice, big bag of Doritos Rainbows chips. Just think about the myriad of health issues with artificial rainbow-colored food items."
Someone Else: "Uhm, many of those beheaded would probably be gays, 'cause the kind of Muslims who'd carry out 'daily beheadings on our streets' are just as anti-gay as Christians like you."
GG (smug grin): "That's what those ISIS war fighters and Obamuslim WANT you to think! In REALITY, ISIS and the LGBT Agenda are in cahoots to destroy Christian America!!"
SE: "Eh?"
GG (in a 'do I have to draw you a picture???' voice): "ISIS is SATANIC! The LGBT Agenda is SATANIC! So they CAN'T POSSIBLY *NOT* be allies against God!!!!!"
"We elected a Muslim president who right now, at this very moment, is flooding America with tens of thousands of ISIS war fighters. "
What happened to the Ebola epidemic Obama was supposed to cause?
Let me see if I'm grokking this adequately...
Corn chips with food dye draw muslims, who will then, fueled by cheese dust, preservatives and red #40, proceed to decimate the country, turning the entire US into RapeyMurderVille? So chips made to show solidarity with the LGBT community (and celebrate gay marriage as well as show that the company supports LGBT people in general) are essentially muslim bait? Muslims hate gays, how the hell is that going to work?
That's just crazy talk, my brother. I should know. I'm fluent.
You're a total fucking doorknob.
overrun with Muslims
300,000,000 Christian citizens
We won't even notice they're here.
@Kid Cthulhu
"Incidentally, Doritos are the spawn of Tsathoggua."
...but they go great with a B.L.T. sandwich.
(and an internet to anyone who knows what I'm referencing here! Itself a reference-fest)
While they want to believe their are millions of extremist Muslims there are actually thousands maybe hundreds of thousands of them. The estimated number in ISIS is somewhere in the ten thousands.
Also want to believe that moderate Muslims are not being killed by extremists when they are and most of the people escaping are running for their lives.
flooding America with tens of thousands of ISIS war fighters.
I just read yesterday that Obama has agreed to accept only 10,000 refugees. So even if everyone of these men, women and children were an "ISIS war fighter", you'd still be a liar.
Anon-e-Moose: I remember Miracle Max reminiscing about MLTs with perky tomato slices, but the BLT reference, admittedly, escapes me.
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