Keep your kids away from "Avenged Sevenfold"!!!
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The demonic music of the endtimes just keeps getting worse. I was just down in the living room this evening and my bro-in-law was watching "A Little Piece of Heaven" by Avenged Sevenfold on Youtube with his friends. I can't really tell my wifes brother what to do so I went upstairs and did some research. How evil can music get? Pretty evil.
The video is on youtube but I won't link it here.
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Let me introduce you to a little band called Cannibal Corpse...
If it doesn't make your brainmeats explode, it should at least give you some friggin' perspective.
I just realized that hysterical fundies ranting against something as evil is perhaps the best positive advertisement that anything could receive!
Which, unfortunately, backfired for me in this case...but at least the animation was good...
Yeah, there's a lot of necrophilia and crap in that song for shock value, but it's just that - shock value. Avenged Sevenfold is your assholes. They don't worship the devil, they are total conservatards who hate the gays and liberals as much as any fundies.
Seriously, Fundies are so uptight that they want to ban music that is agreeing with them.
-Frank
#497568 - I couldn't have said it better. Avenged Sevenfold is false metal.
Also #497572, they should try Emperor. That's some tr00 metal right there. Or on the other end of the spectrum, Sunn O))). With big enough speakers, it feels like you're calling cthulhu when you listen to them.
Ever heard Aria? They may be Russian, but man, they are the local equivalent of Metallica, and they actually DIRECTLY sing against Christianity.
"The video is on youtube but I won't link it here. "
For some reason this line reminded me of:
Gandalf: "The language is of Mordor which I will not utter here."
Hadn't heard of them, so I checked a few video's on YouTube. My opinion is meh, not the worst shit out there, but nothing I'd spend money on.
"A little piece of Heaven" looks like something out of "Tales of the Crypt Keeper".
I believe bro-in-law is using it to get rid of the insane in-laws. I also have "fundie removal music" in my home. Just in case Buddha doesn't get the job done.
They did "Beast and the Harlot", right?
Good song, but I'm more of a Iron Maiden guy.
SIX! SIXSIX! THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST!
SIX! SIXSIX! THE ONE FOR YOU AND ME!
*sacrifices a virgin*
How about The Meads of Asphodel, then?
That's a black metal band that gets butthurt both Christian AND Muslim fundies!
May I recommend the song "A Healer Made God" for the former and "The Grisly Din of Killing Steel" for the latter.
Oh, and for all the other fundies, "The Gods Who Mock Us." That's an equal opportunity offensiveness, that is. :)
A7X ist dildos though. Can't fucking BELIEVE they're playing Wacken.
m52nickerson wrote:
Whats new, music had been evil since rock-n-roll first started.
Oh, it's way, way older than that:
"The pipe, tabret, and harp here associate so intimately with the sensual heathen cults, as well as with the wild revelries and shameless performances of the degenerate theater and circus, it is easy to understand the prejudices against their use in the worship." St Augustine (354 A.D.)
oh your god, you mean you can't interfere in your BiL's life and tell his wife that he is of the debbel, and preach about evil music at the two of them IN CASE HE tells you TO FUCK OFF!
PS do you live with them? If so you ought to leave otherwise you're a hypocrite. If not you ought to remove yourself from their lives and let them get on with it.
Avenged Sevenfold is a shitty bad who happen to be religious nuts as well.
Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if most of their lyrics were FSTDT worthy.
"Keep your kids away from "Avenged Sevenfold"!!!"
I agree whole heartedly!
"How evil can music get? Pretty evil."
Preach it, brother! That song is a crime against ska <i>and </i> metal!
Hey dipshit, the same things were said about Mozart, and Beethoven.
Endtimes.. when are you people gonna pop your head out of your ass and realise the ever shifting Endtimes schedule is a scam?
HEY.
A7X kick ass, kthanx
" Let me introduce you to a little band called Cannibal Corpse... "
I wonder if they will take that band seriously.
I'll admit I'm not much of a fan of Youtube, but I don't accuse movies of being evil .
@ WMDKitty: We're all Satanist, remember? We're ebil because we reject Jeebus :P
Hmmm.... psychotic rage, murder, serial murder, cannibalism, necrophilia, undead. I am not seeing the problem here.
Oh wait, this said not for IMMATURE viewers. No wonder you couldn't handle it.
Well at least the marriage wasn't a gay one.
Oh my ever beloved deities...
As has been said before, if she thinks a7x is bad, I could shot her a lot, lot worse. The Project Hate MCIXCIX. Oh, I could crush her mind with one song.
hell... that song sucks soo much...
So, the devil is trying to infest the world with bad music? that would explain britney spears and christian rock
"The demonic music of the endtimes just keeps getting worse."
Agreed, whatever happened to all the good demonic music of the endtimes ??
anyone up for some belphagor... with such wonderful titles as bondage goat zombie, sexdictator lucifer, and shred for satan?
also avenged sevenfold is terrible
The endtimes? You are aware that young people have always tried to shock their parents with their music and their clothes and their ideas? I bet even the youngsters among the cave people managed to shock their elders. Did your parents approve of your teenage idols, Wildfire? Nice name, by the way...
In the fifties it was Elvis with his gyrating pelvis, then came swinging sixties with long hair and naked people, then came prog music, and disco and on and on and on...
"A7X made me do it stabbing her 50 fucking times, ripping her heart out before her eyes..."
As far as evil does, and even by American Conservative® standards, A7X don't rank as highly as some people think; they're actually openly Christian. Chapter 4, Beast & The Harlot, even the band name itself, anyone? (Also, Critical Acclaim deserves special mention here for its treatment of the military, which is in line with the Republican standpoint.)
If I'm not mistaken, M. Shadows is staunchly Republican with a capital R and is clearly willing to admit it.
PS: God Hates Us is set in the context of losing a loved one and why a loving God would ever let this happen.
PPS: Dear God particularly stands out to me here as some lyric sites capitalise Y in the line "Dear God / the only thing I ask of You" vs. "I ask of you" mostly as done by anglophone Christians.
Music has been evil for hundreds of years. If memory serves, polka was a very evil and devilish music when that came.
If there's anything that gets a wider range of comments here than a moderate Christian beliefs it's the mention of any band.
I'll get the ultimate current love/hate one started now.
I don't hate em but there's no damn reason they've become so big, I hate it when they do two decent songs and get huge redoing them.
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