The privilege of regrowing limbs may be restored if we quit rebelling against God.
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Restored implies that homo sapiens has been able to do that at some point in its history.
I suspect that it would be better to actually fund scientific research into coming up with some kind of medical treatment that could actually make it possible.
@ #939238: If you're thinking of the same incident I am, then she didn't die because she lost a limb, so it's not the same. Granted, the cause of death of the girl I'm thinking of was untreated diabetic shock, which IS treatable...
... yeah, whatever happened to "thank god for modern medicine"? I thought religions used that logic to justify going to hospitals and such.
Argyos, I think that's just phantom limb syndrome, I think. Right?
Anyway! Point being... Wolverine of the X-Men is NOT sinless humanity!!
Damn it, I knew that squids are gods chosen people. I just knew they are!
DarkfireTaimatsu: You heretic! How dare you doubt the word of our lord? Eyes are mentioned a dozen times in the bible and squids have the best eyes ever! Starfishes don't even have them! Blasphemy, I tell you! Foul blasphemy!
Yet all those godless lizards out there have been re-growing tails for eons.
And worms! They're about as un-Godly as it gets, but if you cut one in half, it re-grows into TWO whole worms!
Freaky, isn't it?
@ DarkfireTaimatsu
So what you're saying is that starfish are God's chosen people.
Oh, the heresy! Foul blasphemy, indeed. We know the chosen are the salamanders. Repent, now.
just look at the name. kinda says it all really does'nt it
and your challenge for today, is to let me cut your head off, and if jebus loves you, you'll grow a new one.
ready.......
"The privilege of regrowing limbs may be restored if we quit rebelling against God."
That is actually true. And I am talking about myself here, of course, not about the non-existent biblegod.
The rebellion is complex. Overall, striving for truthfulness would be fighting for me (and for new limbs etc.). Once "satan" has been smitten, all will be well.
This means that the goal is that all is well. This means that to reach that goal, everything has to become well. This means that everything not perfect must be perfected, especially the consciousnesses.
Stop spreading lies.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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