Judging by what happened last time round, the North won't simply lay back and let us go. The libs and homo-perverts need us to bake cakes and take wedding pictures for them.... But we got no use for 'em.
Got to be better prepared this time--after building a sufficient support base with the Army and Air Force to send an ultimatum to Caesar O'Bummer in the White House....an ultimatum that should read like this:
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I'm a "homo-pervert" from the deep south and I say Fuck You.
I was born & bred & Dixie and this is total bullshit. The South is never going to secede from the Union, again.
The Armed Forces (in which I served - did you?) are made up of indiviuals from all over. Do you think that just because a base is in the South, it is staffed with Southerners, really? Or are you talking about the National Guard. The NG -vs- the US Army/Navy/AF/Marines? How well do you think that would go?
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Yay! They're finally seceding!
Ya know, the homosexuals are also protesting against the trampling on their rights to live peaceably, practicing their orientation independently as provided for in the US Constitution. You seem to have a lot in common, Georgie-boy.
Guys, let`em go, we`ll be pissing our pants with laughter in no time and maybe they`ll stop trying to run your entire country to the ground once they get their little Jeebustan(consisting in all probability of texas, alabama and a few other equally lovely regions)... Provided of course they`ll let all the sane people out beforehand, then we can all just close borders on them and watch the hillarity ensue! :)
a)Texas will never secede- there are still too many sane people there, or at least people who realize how fucked Texas would be on its own. But b)if they did secede, they wouldn't be able to call themselves America, because they wouldn't be.
...and we of the United States will promptly cut off diplomatic ties with you and order a trade embargo. I might, however, just point out to you that you are wasting your time campaigning against someone who has already fulfilled six and a half years of his term in office. Just sayin'...
@Vera
Perhaps a few books on the history of the French Resistance?
Good luck with that!
How is anyone preventing you from practicing your stupid faith anyway? By not allowing you to discriminate against others that don't share your faith? It sounds like someone doesn't want everyone to be free, just those that think like you do. If your faith said that you couldn't provide services to blacks or women would that be ok? We tried that once, it was called "separate but equal" and it didn't work out to well.
Judging by what happened last time round, the North won't simply lay back and let us go. The libs and homo-perverts need us to bake cakes and take wedding pictures for them.... But we got no use for 'em. image
...form our own republic "The Free States of America..."
If you continue to trample on our rights to live peacably, practising our faith independently as provided for in the Constitution of the original Republic
What about Unitarians, Episcopalians, Pagans, etc. that WANT gay marriage? Oh, right, only YOUR religious rights actually count.
We the people, in three months time, seeing no change from the Federal authorities....we solemnly declare ourselves independent of the United (Socialist) States of America to form our own republic
And this time we'll see the folly of our old ways and tell you to fuck off and don't let the door hit ya on the way out.
The Free States of America
And I predict it'll be as "free" as the Democratic People's Republic of Korea is a "democratic republic".
George, stop touching yourself while you type these, it's creepy.
@tfaddict
Just like The Democratic Republic of Congo.
@ Vera
@ Doubting Thomas & FrankBAD-Aid ....and it'll be attended by five people, all related by blood & marriage simultaneously!
Let me preface this with "yes, this guy is an asshole."
I live in the Southern United States. We aren't all homophobic assholes.
"The libs and homo-perverts need us to bake cakes and take wedding pictures for them.... But we got no use for 'em."
Because the "libs and homo-perverts" have no cake bakers and wedding picture takers because that's the sorta thing only the super conservative heterosexual Bundy ranch supporters have become adept at.
This is the farthest down the fucking rabbit hole these retards have gone with this American Exceptionalism bullshit I've seen. Only they can supply such gay services?
Cakes, flowers and wedding planning is now butch skills down South? Methinks Brokeback Mountains the least gayest tip of the iceberg now.
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