[responding to a site where someone says they have a crush on Barak Obama]
If that was my daughter I would beat her with a sock filled with quarters
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Here's hoping you're childless.FreakConservatards .
Shouldn't this belong in "Racists Say the Darndest Things?" Nothing partaining to religion, here.
Whatever though, it's stil fucking retarded.
And then the responsible, compassionate human beings in your neighborhood would beat the crap out of you as they waited for the police to haul your worthless ass off to prison. Well, no, your ass would probably be worth a half a pack of cigarettes in prison.
I really hope you're joking, or I might have to beat you with...hell, who am I kidding, I'd just shoot you.
(M.C. in a later conversation)
"...And that's how I hit my daughter for making friends with that ni**er in her class. Sure she's in a wheelchair but at least she'll know better than to touch an Afro." (This is a parody, don't be offended/turn this into a poe)
Obviously, M.C. fails to take into account 2 things:
Can you squeal like a pig, M.C.?
Great idea. Abusing your daughter wouldn't change who she had a crush on but only intensify it in her mind in opposition to your brutality. It would also give her justification to have your sorry ass thrown in jail, have wild affairs with black men, and put you in the most miserable state-run nursing home she can find when the time comes.
You would beat your daughter with a sockfull of quarters just because she had a crush on someone?
Hmmm... must be because he's black? Or a Democrat? Or a Liberal?
You should apply to be an enforcer for the Taliban - they beat women on the street for wearing make up!
I really do hope that you are childless!
M.C., putting the "Freak" in "FreeConservatives"...
That reminded me of Rincewind's half-brick-in-a-sock improvised weapon. Made me want to try it on M.C., too.
agentCDE: Good point. Might as well take it to the the logical extreme by taping $100 bills to the newest pair of Nikes and paper-cutting the irresponsible girl that would have the brazen audacity to think for herself and not blindly follow the parents' beliefs. Otherwise, you just really don't care about footwear-and-money-based violence.
I'm happy that I got to waste a moment of my life thinking about stuff like this.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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