Mario is now a goddamn cross dresser.
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Good lord, what has the world come to!? Hell, suddenly the more kiddy content of Sonic no longer bothers me. Least I ain’t got to stomach this shit!:P
Is it true!? Has Nintendo fallen in line with the rest of the industry in it’s push for the agenda that shall go unnamed!?
Call up Hugh Hefner, you a gay boy bunny!
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Well....one of the most beloved games ever had a main character who we all assumed was a guy until we maybe had a code....
Ya know, "JUSTIN BAILEY".....
That was different exactly how??"
And wait a minute....."gay boy bunny"? That's just Bugs, right?
So....I'm just saying cross-dressing in video games and/or cartoons ain't nothing new at all.
Rule 63: It's a thing. Welcome to the internet, Failu; this your first day here...?!
And when Warner Bros. animator supreme Chuck Jones did this decades ago with Bugs Bunny wearing a dress, you know you've got problems, OP: of a more than a Conflicting nature, methinks. [/Garth Algar]
It took you this long? Mario already crossdressed in the same game in Peach's wedding dress. Hell, Luigi disguised as Peach in Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga back in 2003. And it's not just the Mario series, Link had to crossdress in Breath of the Wild (which has a fuckload of fanart) as a plot point to get into Gerudo Town. Which also happened in the last, albeit forgettable, game Tri Force Heroes.
The fact that you start this shit now is pathetic. You didn't care when it happened before because you didn't know about it. Now when Nintendo puts out a promotion you decide to make a stink about it because you are a fuck-up who wants attention.
And now to rub salt into this gaping wound of an argument, here's a picture of Mario, Link, and Luigi in canon drag:image
Also Hefner is dead.
“Good lord, what has the world come to!?”
"Hell, suddenly the more kiddy content of Sonic no longer bothers me.”
"Least I ain’t got to stomach this shit!:P”
"Has Nintendo fallen in line with the rest of the industry”
Confused?
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