Andrew Schlafly #fundie

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Attention atheists: Please get a life!
More evidence that atheists quite often tend to be white, unmarried, socially challenged nerds! An atheists' meeting was organized in the United States concerning the future direction of the atheist movement and 370 people attended. The New York Times described the attendees as "The largely white and male crowd — imagine a Star Trek convention, but older..."[1] For more information, please see Atheism appears to be significantly less appealing to women
Atheists, please consider the advice that William Shatner gave to Trekkies in a comedy skit: Get a life! VIDEO

For more information, please see: Attention atheists: Please get a life!

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old comment by Pule Thamex

I wonder if "Please get a life!" is a euphemistic phrase for:- Please believe the nonsense I spout and stop mocking its idiocy!

Should I abstain from the mocking of driveling idiots and take up a faith in odd beliefs? Perhaps "Please get a life!" really means:- "Please believe in an invisible sky fairy and indulge in insanity by attempting to make reality fit in an exact and literal way the lunatic texts contained in the book about the sky fairy. In fact, the book about the sky fairy tells everyone to be unjust and violent, and is the perfect reflection of the mind of an insecure and frightened individual who likes to kill what he doesn't understand, is inclined to harm anyone who is a stranger to him and his tribe and kill anyone who doesn't abide by the rules he pretends that his sky fairy made up. Admittedly, it's mostly a form of male insecurity, but it spreads equally well among females too. Please pay particular attention to the gibberish spouted by me, Andrew Schlafly."

old comment by Not Today

White - check
Unmarried - wrong
Socially challenged - Maybe just a little bit :)
Nerd - Absolutely, and proud of it!
Atheist - Close, but haven't quite crossed the bridge from agnostic to atheist.

Oddly, I would consider one of the nerdier things you can do - not that there's anything wrong with that - is to setup a wiki and post random crap that nobody outside of your group cares about. And I'm pretty sure that Andy is a white married guy. Setting up the wiki puts him squarely in the nerd category. Don't know about his social skills, but I have my suspicions.

And the Shatner skit is one of the funniest things that SNL has ever done. It's up there with the Martin Short male synchronized swimming skit.

old comment by Xotan

Attention Andy Schlafly: Please get a life!

More evidence that Andy quite is white, married but incapable of letting certain others marry, a socially challenged nerd! A Schlafly meeting was organized in the United States concerning the future direction of the Schlaflyist movement and only Andy and Phyllis attended. The New York Times described the attendees as "The all white, male/female couple imagine a Star Trek convention, but older... and smaller"[1] For more information, please see Schlaflyism, which appears to be significantly less appealing to men and women of mental discrimination.

Schlaflyists, please consider the advice that William Shatner gave to Trekkies in a comedy skit: Get a life!

For more information, please see: Attention Schlaflyists (all two of you): Please get a life!

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old comment by Darwin

Um, we could substitute a word here, and with minor modification make a similar (and equally stupid) point:

"Attention ASTRONAUTS: Please get a life!
More evidence that ASTRONAUTS quite often tend to be white! An ASTRONAUTS' meeting was organized in the United States concerning the future direction of the ASRONAUT movement and a few hundred people attended. The New York Times described the attendees as "The largely white and male crowd imagine a Star Trek convention, but older..."[1]
ASRONAUTS, please consider the advice that William Shatner gave to Trekkies in a comedy skit: Get a life! VIDEO

For more information, please see: Attention ASRONAUTS: Please get a life!"

old comment by dionysus

More evidence that atheists quite often tend to be white, unmarried, socially challenged nerds!

Not sure what being white has to do with anything but unmarried nerds tend to make a lot of money and make successes of themselves. They also tend to be more intelligent and thoughtful people and those with high IQ do tend to have more problems socially for some reason. It might just be because the rest of us are idiots and they just don't know how to interact at our level. Intelligent people DO tend to despise small talk. Anyway, enough of my rambling. The point is that I'm not sure how what you said was supposed to be an insult.

An atheists' meeting was organized in the United States concerning the future direction of the atheist movement and 370 people attended. The New York Times described the attendees as "The largely white and male crowd imagine a Star Trek convention, but older..."[1] For more information, please see Atheism appears to be significantly less appealing to women

1) That's a blatant lie as there are just as many atheist women as men.

2) So what if atheists aren't popular (assuming for the sake of argument that you're not full of shit)? This isn't fucking middle school. I know most fundies have no experience beyond that but you learn in college and in the professional world that the popular guy isn't always right and usually it's the quiet guy who sits in the cubicle by himself while everyone's out to lunch that really knows what he's doing.

Atheists, please consider the advice that William Shatner gave to Trekkies in a comedy skit: Get a life! VIDEO

Trekkies also tend to be intelligent nerds. This whole thing reminds me of people picking on the nerds in middle school. You really sound like a bully that goes around stealing lunch money and stuffing people in lockers. Usually it's these bullies that end up leading sad lives because they're so damn insecure and that's why they have to tear others down.

old comment by Orion

Given the New York times described this "meeting of atheists" (which usually refers to meetings where scientists like PZ Myers and R Dawkins attend) I'm guessing it was in New York.

Now let me think, if I gather scientists in New York, USA, a predominantly white country, a profession predominantly of older people, predominantly drawn from better educated (read privileged) people which in the USA tends to exclude non-whites and non-males. I wonder why this meeting would be predominantly white male and old? Could it be structural distributions of wealth and opportunity in the USA and New York and the correlation between educations standards and atheism?

Or are they just smelly poopyhead losers?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

old comment by Anon-e-moose

"Attention atheists: Please get a life!"

"Atheists, please consider the advice that William Shatner gave to Trekkies in a comedy skit: Get a life!"

That was part of a skit by William Shatner. Done in an ironic way.

Y'know. Irony. What people outside the US (and many within the US; fortunately they're the intelligent, non-fundie types) recognise.

PROTIP: William Shatner is Canadian. Also, the character he portrays, James Tiberius Kirk, was created by Star Trek's creator Gene Roddeberry. Who once said:

'We must question the story logic of having an all-knowing all-powerful God, who creates faulty Humans, and then blames them for his own mistakes.'

The late great Gene Roddenberry was an Atheist.

Now do you see the irony of your statement, Andy Schaftafly? Oh, of course not; how silly of me?! You're an American - and a fundie one, at that:

"They really do have an irony deficiency. I honestly believe that in certain parts of America now, people have started to mate with vegetables."

- Jeremy Clarkson, "Top Gear"

Attention right-wing Fundamentalist Christians (including you Andy Schaftafly): your so-called 'God' doesn't exist. Your whole 'beliefs' are based on a book of fairytales.

Please get a life!

At least we Sci-Fi fans acknowledge that what we see/read isn't real (not yet, anyway! Remember: the science fiction of the past is the science fact of today. Jules Verne predicted the invention of the Fax Machine in "Around The World in 80 Days". Think on that).

@Tolpuddle Martyr

'More evidence that atheists quite often tend to be white, unmarried, socially challenged nerds!'

"You doth protest too much!"

Clearly there are no mirrors in the Schaftafly household (not even of the extremely shiny kind). Because then he'd be able to see the irony of his statement. (*Slaps forehead*) Oh, how stupid of me! Andy wouldn't know irony if it jumped up and raped him in the ear, like a Ceti Eel! [/Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan]

[/nerd, and proud of it!]

old comment by Anon-e-moose

@#1221268

"Calling someone a nerd is only an effective insult if you're not a nerd, Andy...and you're the nerdiest motherfucker I've ever laid eyes on."

With my being an enthusiast of all things Sci-Fi, I consider the appelation 'Nerd' to be a compliment. And with my interest in computers, I'm a 'Geek', and I know it. So what? As for my passion for anime & manga, I wear the badge of 'Otaku' with pride.

As I've seen on occasion here in FSTDT, religious freaks object to the term 'Fundie'. After all - take the 'Fun' out of the equation, what is left? Ergo, the potential death cult that is Ruptured Retards. QED.

And of course, as proved by the likes of everyone on Ruptured Retards (and similar forums/sites), Fred Phelps & his Westboro Baptist Church, and above all Andy Schaftafly, they put the Mental in Right-wing Fundamentalist Christianity.

Unlike 'Geek', 'Otaku' and 'Nerd', 'Fundie'? A name not to be proud of, methinks.

@Chatvert

Most kind. Live long and prosper.

@Brianisha

"Bill Gates gets all the women........must mean hes a christian then......."

He's married to Melinda Gates... uses most of his billions (via founding Microsoft & inventing computer OSs) to fund his Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation to do good works throughout the world... he's an Atheist.

Andy Schaftafly... single... not a multi-billionaire... Christian... something's wrong here. Go figure...!

BTW, evidence that there's a typo in the Bible? It should say 'The Geek shall inherit the Earth'. Proof? Bill Gates. I rest my case...!

“Attention atheists: Please get a life!”
Please define ‘life,’ in this context, if i don’t have one.

“More evidence that atheists quite often tend to be white,”
‘Kay. But my kids are, too, and they’re not white.

“unmarried,”
Not true since 1987.

“socially challenged nerds!”
Is this scientific evidence of nerdity?

“An atheists' meeting was organized in the United States concerning the future direction of the atheist movement and 370 people attended.”
Probably for the free babies.

“The New York Times described the attendees as "The largely white and male crowd”
You think a sample of 370 allows you to diagnose the nation’s atheists? Jeeez….

“For more information, please see Atheism appears to be significantly less appealing to women”
Um… Who cares? It’s not a belief i consciously adopted to pick up chicks.

“Atheists, please consider the advice that William Shatner gave to Trekkies in a comedy skit: Get a life!”
That was a Star Trek parody of Trek, Trekkies, Conventions, and William Shatner. Saw on the original broadcast, dipshit. i laughed, undeterred as a Trekkie, or as an atheist (weird connection, though).

Andrew Schlafly #fundie conservapedia.com

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